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Tweak says, "Reverse Love, I haz it"

Nikolai Lantsov (kingofscars) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-11-01 08:18:00

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!network post, alina starkov, buffy summers, mal oretsev, nikolai lantsov

I was about to announce to the scant number of you who might care that I enlisted with the military just the other day, but that isn't half as exciting as the box I found at my door today.

Has someone been gifting pets?

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	a few minutes later. thebuffster 2017-11-01 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	OH! I know what this is! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kingofscars 2017-11-01 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	Please tell me it isn't evil. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebuffster 2017-11-01 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	The directions that came with this. FOLLOW THEM TO THE LETTER. And it won't go evil. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kingofscars 2017-11-01 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	So, what I'm understanding is that I now have a pet that may become evil if [...] I feed it after midnight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebuffster 2017-11-01 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	Basically. If you expose it to the sun, you'll kill it. If you get it wet, it will multiply. If you feed it after midnight, it will turn into a Gremlin and that's bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kingofscars 2017-11-01 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	I don't suppose the local shelter would like to take it off my hands? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebuffster 2017-11-01 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	They're not going to believe it is what it is. Probably not the best place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kingofscars 2017-11-01 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	Leaving it unattended seems like an equally poor choice. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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