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Tweak says, "Mindbottling, isn't it?"

Oerba Yun Fang ~ Pact of Ruin - FFXIII (pactofruin) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-10-08 19:27:00

Entry tags:

!network post, doctor (12), elektra natchios (mcu), noctis lucis caelum, oerba dia vanille, oerba yun fang, prompto argentum, sharon carter / agent 13 (mcu)

This is a load of chocobo shit, and if I'm gonna be stuck in this hole for a couple of days someone better have some entertaining things to tell.

I'll leave the rest up to you lot.

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	pactofruin 2017-10-09 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Guess people like tellin' stories. You got any interesting ones to tell? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twelfth_doctor 2017-10-09 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Oh loads. Too many. Depends on what you want to hear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pactofruin 2017-10-09 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	I'm open, what's your favorite? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twelfth_doctor 2017-10-09 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	I could tell you the tale of the Weeping Angels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pactofruin 2017-10-10 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Weeping Angels, eh? I'll bite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

twelfth_doctor
2017-10-10 02:26 am UTC (link)

Weeping Angels aren't their real name. Their real name has been lost to time, and they're almost as old as the universe itself. They're called Weeping Angels because they resemble stone statues of winged, humanoid women in robes.

Also called the Lonely Assassins, they are an extremely powerful, quantum-locked species. They are only able to move when nobody is looking at them. When somebody looks at them, they freeze in place like a statue, which is impossible to destroy. In groups, they cover their faces with their hands to prevent trapping each other in petrified form for eternity by looking at one another, which is where the 'weeping' part of the Weeping Angel name factors in.

They're the only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely, because they take their victims "mercifully" by dropping them into the past and letting them live out their full lives, just in a different time period. The Angel then lives off the remaining time energy of the victim's life.

If you ever come across a Weeping Angel, the important thing to remember is DON'T BLINK! They move remarkably fast, and can catch up to you in a blink of an eye. You have to keep staring as you back away.

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	pactofruin 2017-10-10 04:31 am UTC (link)
	~~That's.... Some story~~ Sounds like if I ever meet one I'll have to introduce them to my sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twelfth_doctor 2017-10-10 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	Your sweetheart doesn't have eyelids? Actually, that would be a pretty effective way to thwart them - a nictitating membrane. Ha! I bet that would work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pactofruin 2017-10-12 04:28 am UTC (link)
	My sweetheart's a dragon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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