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Tweak says, "oops!"

Laura Barton (youaresocute) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-10-06 22:46:00

Entry tags:

clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), laura barton, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), prompto argentum, steve rogers / captain america (mcu), wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (mcu)

The people here have been quite nice, under the circumstances, though I can't say I'm especially happy about the quarantine requirements. At least there's internet. Which leads me to the most important part of my post.

Clinton Francis Barton. You have some explaining to do.

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	blackwidowed 2017-10-07 04:15 am UTC (link)
	There were alien space pods involved so I can't say definitively. I bet it's the little traitor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:18 am UTC (link)
	We really have to do something about his obsession. Might be. I tried telling Clint we were having a fourth, but he didn't bite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 04:23 am UTC (link)
	It is not an obsession! They are practical projects. So we aren't having a fourth? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Honey, by the time you're finished, the only original feature of the house will be the studs. Not until you hire me a live-in assistant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 04:36 am UTC (link)
	....but it'll be a better house. Duly noted honey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Yes dear. You're also going to have to convince me to let you sleep somewhere other than the couch if you want more mini-Bartons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 04:40 am UTC (link)
	I think three is good. Not sure the world can handle more mini-Bartons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:45 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure the world can handle one full-size Barton. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 04:46 am UTC (link)
	What if I were to tell you there was another Clint Barton running around here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Please tell me you're joking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Nope. There is a full blown other Clint Barton here. There is also a third Hawkeye here, Kate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	blackwidowed 2017-10-07 04:27 am UTC (link)
	You heard him. They're practical projects, Laura. You're already outnumbered. What's one more? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Yes, of course, silly me. It's completely practical not to use the sun room for months at time. You just want a little Natasha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Playroom for the kids, all I'm saying. And Natasha supported my remodeling of the dining room into a work room for you. I think you might be right on that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Playroom for the husband sounds more accurate, if you ask me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 04:37 am UTC (link)
	The kids love it when I play with them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:44 am UTC (link)
	One of these days, you're going to have to call off because you hit your own thumb with a hammer, and on that day, I will text a picture to Nat so she can share it with all of SHIELD. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Honestly I'm surprised you haven't found a way to share embarrassing pictures of me sooner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Who says I haven't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Natasha must be holding them for a special occasion then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	blackwidowed 2017-10-07 04:35 am UTC (link)
	His indecisiveness when it comes to remodeling will be his doom. This one cheated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:41 am UTC (link)
	One day, he'll get locked inside of Home Depot with the other birds in the rafters. The Y chromosomes come from Clint, so technically, this is his fault. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackwidowed 2017-10-07 04:42 am UTC (link)
	We'll never find him then. Just like everything else, this is his fault too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Not without drastic measures. I was thinking of wrapping him in bubble wrap and storing him in the closet, like priceless antique. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 04:21 am UTC (link)
	I didn't touch those. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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