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Tweak says, "S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y! NIGHT!"

Laura Barton (youaresocute) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-10-06 22:46:00

Entry tags:

clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), laura barton, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), prompto argentum, steve rogers / captain america (mcu), wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (mcu)

The people here have been quite nice, under the circumstances, though I can't say I'm especially happy about the quarantine requirements. At least there's internet. Which leads me to the most important part of my post.

Clinton Francis Barton. You have some explaining to do.

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	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Hi honey! This is not my fault, I want to get that out of the way. Second I have missed you. Third, and this might sound odd but, what's the last thing you remember from home? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 02:54 am UTC (link)
	That is exactly why you have explaining to do, mister. You didn't come home. I haven't heard from you or Natasha for weeks. I've been worried sick! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Yeah um...did you see anything about the Leipzeig airport on the news? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 03:00 am UTC (link)
	You're losing your touch when it comes to being subtle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Yeah well, I did my best for subtlety. Had a chopper all set up for a quiet extract when things went south bad with Stark and his team. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youaresocute 2017-10-07 03:04 am UTC (link)
	You're all over the internet here. I could check, but I want to hear it from you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Bartons

imnotlegolas
2017-10-07 03:15 am UTC (link)

It was a giant mess. Stark wanted Bucky to surrender but Steve had that intel on the HYDRA assassins the fake psychiatrist guy was going after. Pretty sure their egos got in the way since neither would back down. In the end I realized that in order for Steve to stop the assassins from getting out some of us were going to have to lose the fight so he and Bucky could get away.

...as a result we got sent to the Raft. Top secret prison for the worst of the worst. Middle of the ocean, able to submerge, not a great place. But Steve and Nat busted us out.

Then for me, I woke up on some desert island and saw Wanda and she didn't remember any of that. I've been away from home, from my POV, for something like two years now.

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	Bartons youaresocute 2017-10-07 03:16 am UTC (link)
	... you what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bartons imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Was in a super secret high security prison or been away for about two years? Or both? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bartons youaresocute 2017-10-07 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I'm having trouble being mad at you about the first one and feeling sympathy for you about the second. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Bartons

imnotlegolas
2017-10-07 03:26 am UTC (link)

I'll admit I never figured Stark would let them put us there but when he dropped in to visit he didn't seem much to care we were in there. As for getting pulled out of our world, had no choice in that. Whatever brings us here does so on a whim. Then there's oh so fun weird crap that goes on.

....speaking of you missed me being a 1920s gangsters named Michael Vercetti.

Which now leads me to saying that Lila has been here for the last several months with me.

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	Bartons youaresocute 2017-10-07 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I should have made him sleep in the barn. Lila's here? How? Is she all right? Who looked after her when you were a gangster? Why were you a gangster? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Bartons

imnotlegolas
2017-10-07 03:34 am UTC (link)

Wanda dumped a bunch of cars on him in Leipzeig if that's a comfort?

She is. She arrived when we were in space. And she's fine. Angry and a bit hurt by some of the things I did as a gangster but Natasha and Vision and the others looked after her when I was not myself. And I was a gangster because the costume I bought for a party apparently turned me into one from some magic or something.

Not to worry though, Lila's been attending school and getting good grades since being here in Tumbleweed.

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	Bartons youaresocute 2017-10-07 03:39 am UTC (link)
	A little. He's still sleeping in the barn if he ever comes over again, in the oldest, mustiest hay we have. Preferably from a crop that was full of burrs. You're sure she's okay? She's not intimidated by the other kids or whatever it is that's going on here? How's Natasha? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Bartons

imnotlegolas
2017-10-07 03:45 am UTC (link)

He ever steps foot here I'm punching him. He made a jab at you and the kids, like I was selfishly just thinking of myself when I sided with Steve.

She is. Like I said, she's peeved at me but she knows that wasn't exactly me. Though I will be getting her a doll she really wants to help make up for it. Nat's good. She kept gangster me intrigued enough where I didn't run off and rob a bank.

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	Bartons youaresocute 2017-10-07 03:47 am UTC (link)
	That's your call, sweetheart. I'll keep some ice for your hand in the freezer. That's good. I'm glad someone's had your back. You shouldn't be left to your own devices. You trouble radar goes off the charts when you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bartons imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 03:49 am UTC (link)
	You are the absolute best. Wanda's been here too. She was the first person I ran into too when I was yanked from our reality/world. And I have been staying out of trouble rather well. I have a rather successful taco truck called Hawk's Guac: Earth's Mightiest Tacos. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bartons youaresocute 2017-10-07 03:51 am UTC (link)
	I know. They told me I could do better, but you're just so cute. Oh my God. You didn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bartons imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 03:52 am UTC (link)
	I'm adorable. I had to do something for money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bartons youaresocute 2017-10-07 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Like a confused little duckling. I hope you're making enough money to buy diapers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bartons imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 03:54 am UTC (link)
	But I'm your confused little duckling darling. Why would...wait, is Nathaniel with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bartons youaresocute 2017-10-07 03:56 am UTC (link)
	No, sweetie. I'm pregnant again, and we're running out of people to name the children after. Yes, Nathaniel is with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bartons imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 03:58 am UTC (link)
	So Cooper's still back home. Well, good news is it seems we're put back exactly when we left so it's like we never left. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bartons youaresocute 2017-10-07 04:05 am UTC (link)
	How sure are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bartons imnotlegolas 2017-10-07 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Well, when I first encountered Wanda here she had been away from our world for a while yet none of us were any the wiser. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)