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Tweak says, "Good evening, twats."

Killian Jones (swashbuckler) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-07-12 12:32:00

Entry tags:

!network post, baelfire, emma swan, henry mills, killian jones / captain hook

The twenty-first century riposte is, what shall we call it? An emoji. 💩 Your instructor is going to become your drill sergeant next week.

[BAELFIRE]

This is where I offer up some fatherly maxims about being careful and using protection.

[EMMA]

Baelfire's girl. She's pretty, isn't she?

edited to add:

[BAELFIRE + HENRY]

Boys. Men. Gentlemen.

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	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Where I come from, that's not always a sign. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Then again, I'll know him in a few years, and it's definitely a sign. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	He also did have a live-in girlfriend for a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. But. Well. I am in the midst of a very awkward conversation with him. This will be good for a laugh later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Are you giving him The Talk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	The Talk? Hold on. Googling. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	... in a manner of speaking, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	In a manner of speaking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I suggested protection. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	[...] I can almost hear him hiding his face under his pillow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	I'm being very clever and smooth about it. I promise you that much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Which means you're being really obvious and embarrassing. Got it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hey (Reply to this) (Parent)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, probably. Let's get a drink tonight, if you're off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Hey what? I'm off. I'll leave the boys money for pizza. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I promise to be exceedingly less awkward tonight. I found a place that has decent Jamaican rum and Lou Reed on the jukebox. Yes, it's Chili's. But we can imagine. Or I can steal the bottle and sing to you in the parking lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Let's do Chili's, but I'm going to pick up some rum so you can sing to me in our bedroom later. How's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Swan. You're embarrassed. I have a fine singing voice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Not embarrassed. I just don't want to have to fight over you when the rest of the town hears it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Fight over me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	You know you're a very sexy guy, Killian. Add in a good singer, and they're done for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	I am? You'd fight for me, Swan? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	You know damn well all of that. And I think I've fought for you enough. This time I'd just steal you away in a puff of smoke, military be damned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)