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Tweak says, "Don't flatter yourself."

Killian Jones (swashbuckler) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2017-07-12 12:32:00

Entry tags:

!network post, baelfire, emma swan, henry mills, killian jones / captain hook

The twenty-first century riposte is, what shall we call it? An emoji. 💩 Your instructor is going to become your drill sergeant next week.

[BAELFIRE]

This is where I offer up some fatherly maxims about being careful and using protection.

[EMMA]

Baelfire's girl. She's pretty, isn't she?

edited to add:

[BAELFIRE + HENRY]

Boys. Men. Gentlemen.

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	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Swan. You're embarrassed. I have a fine singing voice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Not embarrassed. I just don't want to have to fight over you when the rest of the town hears it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Fight over me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	You know you're a very sexy guy, Killian. Add in a good singer, and they're done for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	I am? You'd fight for me, Swan? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	You know damn well all of that. And I think I've fought for you enough. This time I'd just steal you away in a puff of smoke, military be damned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	I just like hearing you say it, love. There'd be no war to wage, anyhow. The ground's been claimed. And I'd happily fight a regiment of military cowboys for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	We share ground. You don't belong to me. You're not my property. I love you, I don't own you. I'd just pull a Dark Swan and hide out somewhere they couldn't find for a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	We're both rather adept at 'on the run', aren't we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	It was kind of our thing until Storybrooke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	And even now. It is my intent to get you out of your room tonight, Emma. Even if it is on the little leaky vessel for a dip through the lake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not against a little hanky panky on the lake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Risque. I like it. ~~I have a question I've been meaning to~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you might. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	Hide the spyglass. There will be a considerable amount of moonlight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	I can make a little magic that won't get us in trouble if we need more light. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, angel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Uh huh. No angel. Call me something else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Princess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Only in the Enchanted Forest. But don't call me Leia. The real Princess Leia is here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	"You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess, it's a love story. Baby just say yes." -- honestly, Lou Reed's better. That good, love? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	It'll do. Tell me what's going on with Baelfire. Any red faces yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	He's said "Oh god. Oh god no. No." So I suspect that his face is sufficiently red. I'm peppering euphemistic language in where I can so he knows I care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. believeinmagic 2017-07-12 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	You're terrible. And I've just realized that at some point, I'm going to have to have this conversation with Henry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captain swan. swashbuckler 2017-07-12 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	He's certainly getting to that age. Better sooner than later. I hear in this century you all have books for that kind of thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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