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[07 May 2013|12:52am] |
Oh, sweet baby Jesus...I knew Miles he looked familiar! Goddamn you, Youtube. You have betrayed me with your treachery!
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| No demons, jfc that's creepy just thinking about. |
[07 May 2013|01:21am] |
I hate being sick away from home... Do we...like, have any ginger ale or crackers or something...? Anybody know?
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[07 May 2013|01:56am] |
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So really, who fancies a fag or a fuck? I'm good with either.
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[07 May 2013|02:13am] |
...what about her, hubby? Provided she's of age and is indiscriminate, of course.
[added shortly thereafter]
Fuck's sake, never mind, she's one of the ones with a clone running around. Son of a bitch, Miles, will we never win? :P
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| Filtered to Sere and bisexual/pansexual/etc women, and against any future kids/anyone with a clone |
[07 May 2013|03:03am] |
Do you like sexual relations with attractive people? Do you, perchance, swing both ways? Are you a fan of two for one specials?
If you answered yes to all of the above, then have I got a deal for you!
My beautiful wife, who most of you likely know as Chester, and I have been thinking about expanding our horizons. By which I bluntly mean we are considering the possibility of a Ménage à trois.
How about it, any takers?
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[07 May 2013|03:45am] |
This will end badly Neither of you is to so much as approach Lynne - or for that matter, anybody else in this house although she is in the most danger until it is apparent which is the true Loki. And even then, I worry for your san
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[07 May 2013|04:12am] |
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...Anybody need a teammate?
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[07 May 2013|11:29am] |
[Dean]
What is it talking about here?
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[07 May 2013|01:51pm] |
[Filtered to Peter]
Please tell me you're being careful. She's acting really crazy now.
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[07 May 2013|02:33pm] |
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I think I would've rather they just killed me again. Seriously.
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[07 May 2013|05:39pm] |
Your damn neighbors are drunks with guns, and Furious George is banging nuns. Jehova's waitress is always late, and smells like beer. Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers are Well Hungarians bumpin' uglies with inflatable dates, and Wynona Ryders. The evil beavers are compulsive gamblers, and the entire population of China are Armed and Hammered. The devil made me duet; I said, "Not now I'm naked!"
PS: Dump your boyfriend.
[Filtered to demons]
This is about my life with the thrill kill cult. We were adult children of heterosexuals, and part of the Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front. One day we lost our lubricated goat with the mechanical tampon fish. That was fine, because Curious George and the homophobes were giving away free beer and chicken! On the ground I saw something moving. "Gee! That's a large beetle! I hope it isn't poisonous!"
Before the alien nymphos from Uranus could guess my perversion, Hitler stole my potato!
PS: The French are from Hell.
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| Filtered to my copy |
[07 May 2013|08:19pm] |
Leave my friends now and neither of us have to get hurt.
[Added later, filtered from clones]
...How are we supposed to know who the real version is?
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| Filtered TO other clones |
[07 May 2013|11:09pm] |
Why do I get the distinct feeling that we're going to be on the endangered species list sooner than later? We can't just let the Originals rob us our chance to exist. Anybody else think it's time to take them out, one by one, slowly and inconspicuously? Who's with me?
Does anyone else feel that, by the way? It feels like...I dunno something's missing? Are we down one already? Can we actually tell...?
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| Filter to John and Watson |
[07 May 2013|11:16pm] |
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As I mentioned to John, the one who had been trapped in the basement, I do believe a trip to the library is over. I am uncertain if you might receive messages directed to John, Watson, but I do intend for you to come along. More eyes and minds, though I use that loosely, working on the same problem would be better than just my own.
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| Filtered to Mitchell and Ashley, but against their fucking clones if they have them. |
[07 May 2013|11:41pm] |
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...please tell me one of you has a pack of smokes I can bum? I need to chain-smoke, like, a carton. Like, yesterday.
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| Filter to The Avengers + Bucky |
[07 May 2013|11:41pm] |
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Loki's got the scepter again. I don't know about you, but I can't help but think that it's an open invitation. Either he's not the real Loki, or the real one's finally snapped. Either way, we have to deal with it.
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| Filtered to the Hunger Games crew |
[07 May 2013|11:53pm] |
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I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry I shouldn't have pretended. I'm not me but I am me and my mind can't think any thoughts. I don't- what do I do? Finnick, help. I need help.
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