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Tweak says, "Let's take a step to the right"

Ryek is dancing his way into your pockets (pitofthorns) wrote in the_wild_hunt,
@ 2021-04-10 22:33:00

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cecil palmer, mina ashido, ryek phia, tim stoker

Ok! So! I know a lot of you teens are getting older and wanting to go out and do wild stuff, especially with all those spring vacations and summer coming up, so listen up. Fake IDs that are cheap look cheap- expensive fakes look much better but aren't worth the money. You'll pay like a shit ton for it and then have to shell out for the good stuff when you get tired of cheap shots. Plus, if you come to Moxie, I know all of your pretty little faces and that you're a minor so I'm gonna take that ID and add it to my stash. Then ask you to leave. I like my job, what can I say.

That being said, all you beautiful adults- if the bartender cuts you off, smile and say thank you. Ok? We cut you off because we care. Or because you're fucked and it's a little gross. I swear to the gods I had to kick another guy's ass for like the second night in a row!

That's been bar tips from yours truly~!

Oh! And for the kiddos who drink outside of the bars- Don't you dare mix alcohol with painkillers, acetaminophen like aspirin, or other over the counter drugs. First of all it'll wreck literal hell on your liver, but it can also be a lethal combination. Just looking out for you cuties~!

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	kayak_king 2021-04-16 07:06 am UTC (link)
	Penguin? You have to be joking with me. Wow, they need to learn a thing or two about getting themselves a good fake. If it wasn't an endless well of entertainment, I'd almost feel bad for them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pitofthorns 2021-04-17 05:22 am UTC (link)
	I know! That's what I'm saying! The bad fakes are always so much fun though! Some are way more normal with good pictures and names, but the dates are off. Sometimes it's like the quality you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

kayak_king
2021-04-20 05:01 am UTC (link)

Oh, I know a thing or two about fakes. I knew a great woman in East London who made flawless fake ID badges. But these kids generally don't know anything about passing off even something quality. They take themselves way too seriously. And that makes it so much more rewarding to watch.

Too bad they don't think about how it puts your job on the line when they try to pull something, though.

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	pitofthorns 2021-04-21 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? Do you have one? I'd love to see it. I know! It's really inconvenient that they don't think about how much we can get in trouble. They're just pissed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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