InsaneJournal

Ok! So! I know a lot of you teens are getting older and wanting to go out and do wild stuff, especially with all those spring vacations and summer coming up, so listen up. Fake IDs that are cheap look cheap- expensive fakes look much better but aren't worth the money. You'll pay like a shit ton for it and then have to shell out for the good stuff when you get tired of cheap shots. Plus, if you come to Moxie, I know all of your pretty little faces and that you're a minor so I'm gonna take that ID and add it to my stash. Then ask you to leave. I like my job, what can I say.

That being said, all you beautiful adults- if the bartender cuts you off, smile and say thank you. Ok? We cut you off because we care. Or because you're fucked and it's a little gross. I swear to the gods I had to kick another guy's ass for like the second night in a row!

That's been bar tips from yours truly~!

Oh! And for the kiddos who drink outside of the bars- Don't you dare mix alcohol with painkillers, acetaminophen like aspirin, or other over the counter drugs. First of all it'll wreck literal hell on your liver, but it can also be a lethal combination. Just looking out for you cuties~!