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Tweak says, "Omae o korosu!"

Varric Tethras (hardinhightown) wrote in the100,
@ 2016-01-24 20:24:00

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!network post, bethany hawke, cassandra pentaghast, cosima niehaus, cullen rutherford, dorian pavus, fenris, garrett hawke, sera, varric tethras

I swear on Maferath's hairy ass, I don't know how or why I keep ending up like this. One minute it's all jokes and drinks at the Hanged Man, the next it's waking up in some cold room with people pointing lights in your eyes and asking your name. Why do I keep ending up in the middle of the crazy shit? I've never said anything but positive things about Andraste's physical features.

No one tell the Seeker, but I could write a dozen books in half the time with something like this.

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	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 04:27 am UTC (link)
	You know how it is, Hawke. I've got to add the juicy stuff to entertain the lonely housewives of West Kirkwall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-01-25 04:29 am UTC (link)
	That would certainly explain why they kept trying to invite me to their parties even after I ran away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 04:33 am UTC (link)
	If you think that's bad, ask Cullen about his time at the Winter Palace. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-01-25 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Cullen in Orlais. Oh dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 04:39 am UTC (link)
	I had a good time. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cdrcullen 2016-01-25 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Orlesians need to learn about the Fereldan tradition of personal space. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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