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Tweak says, "*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*"

Varric Tethras (hardinhightown) wrote in the100,
@ 2016-01-24 20:24:00

Entry tags:

!network post, bethany hawke, cassandra pentaghast, cosima niehaus, cullen rutherford, dorian pavus, fenris, garrett hawke, sera, varric tethras

I swear on Maferath's hairy ass, I don't know how or why I keep ending up like this. One minute it's all jokes and drinks at the Hanged Man, the next it's waking up in some cold room with people pointing lights in your eyes and asking your name. Why do I keep ending up in the middle of the crazy shit? I've never said anything but positive things about Andraste's physical features.

No one tell the Seeker, but I could write a dozen books in half the time with something like this.

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	sohawkeward 2016-01-25 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Of course she is, but if you start hitting on my sister we're going to have words, Cosima. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	324b21 2016-01-25 04:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to have to hit on her just so we have words. (I wouldn't worry about it. I just started seeing someone.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-01-25 04:04 am UTC (link)
	(YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME ABOUT THIS, who is it?) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	324b21 2016-01-25 04:05 am UTC (link)
	(It's still new, and I didn't want to scare her off.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-01-25 04:07 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't scare her off. :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	324b21 2016-01-25 04:08 am UTC (link)
	I meant going around talking about it. It's only been a few weeks. And her Commander already gave me The Talk about hurting her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-01-25 04:18 am UTC (link)
	I guess I forgive you. Is she one of Shepard's? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	324b21 2016-01-25 04:19 am UTC (link)
	<33333333 She is. You're talking to her below. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-01-25 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Is she coming to the tavern tonight? Because she should. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	324b21 2016-01-25 04:24 am UTC (link)
	I hadn't thought to ask actually, but now I will. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ihaveashotgun 2016-01-25 04:06 am UTC (link)
	(She thinks your sister is pretty too! Also why are we uses parentheses?) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-01-25 04:07 am UTC (link)
	(I don't know, I've lost control of my life.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihaveashotgun 2016-01-25 04:09 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like a personal problem. Hi, I'm Tali. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-01-25 04:19 am UTC (link)
	Hello! I'm Hawke. I know Kaidan and Shepard -- or, more accurately, I'm friends with Kaidan and Shepard likes to stare at me while I heal Kaidan's headaches as if I'm going to accidentally kill him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ihaveashotgun 2016-01-25 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Kaidan told me about you. Shepard gets over that, eventually. Mostly. If you need me to threaten him with my shotgun, I can do that, but he mostly just laughs that off these days. I'm glad someone can offer Kaidan relief, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-01-25 04:25 am UTC (link)
	It's no trouble at all. I suspect some of that expression is just his face. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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