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Tweak says, "*coffeespit*"

Varric Tethras (hardinhightown) wrote in the100,
@ 2016-01-24 20:24:00

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!network post, bethany hawke, cassandra pentaghast, cosima niehaus, cullen rutherford, dorian pavus, fenris, garrett hawke, sera, varric tethras

I swear on Maferath's hairy ass, I don't know how or why I keep ending up like this. One minute it's all jokes and drinks at the Hanged Man, the next it's waking up in some cold room with people pointing lights in your eyes and asking your name. Why do I keep ending up in the middle of the crazy shit? I've never said anything but positive things about Andraste's physical features.

No one tell the Seeker, but I could write a dozen books in half the time with something like this.

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	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Finally! My time has come. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	324b21 2016-01-25 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Question. When someone flirts with you, does Hawke make funny faces? Or does steam come out of his ears? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 04:05 am UTC (link)
	He yells things like "MAKER'S SAGGY BALLS DO I HAVE TO HEAR THIS?" but it's revenge for the times I was traveling with him and he just happened to find his way into the Blooming Rose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sohawkeward 2016-01-25 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Because I have friends there! Serendipity is an excellent hand at Diamondback. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Dirty Diamondback, if the tales are right. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	324b21 2016-01-25 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Great! I'll make sure to flirt with you while he's around for that reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Please do. It's been so long since I've been properly flirted with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	324b21 2016-01-25 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I'll keep that in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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