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Tweak says, "I love you"

Varric Tethras (hardinhightown) wrote in the100,
@ 2016-01-24 20:24:00

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!network post, bethany hawke, cassandra pentaghast, cosima niehaus, cullen rutherford, dorian pavus, fenris, garrett hawke, sera, varric tethras

I swear on Maferath's hairy ass, I don't know how or why I keep ending up like this. One minute it's all jokes and drinks at the Hanged Man, the next it's waking up in some cold room with people pointing lights in your eyes and asking your name. Why do I keep ending up in the middle of the crazy shit? I've never said anything but positive things about Andraste's physical features.

No one tell the Seeker, but I could write a dozen books in half the time with something like this.

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	cdrcullen 2016-01-25 03:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm so relieved to see that being transported across dimensions hasn't affected your terrible sense of humor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 03:10 am UTC (link)
	My editor would be quick to point out that you misspelled terrific, there. Lucky for you, I'm not nearly as particular. So, what's the deal here? Not a rift? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cdrcullen 2016-01-25 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Not a rift, or at least not a rift as we know them. We appear to be at a nexus of dozens of worlds, many of which are immensely different from the one we know. Thus far, attempts at opening a way home have been fruitless, so we are all doing our best to live together and not be murdered by anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 03:18 am UTC (link)
	So, basically, nothing's changed and we're still all in the middle of the same shit, just a different approach. Joy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cdrcullen 2016-01-25 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Essentially, yes. But after all this time, could you expect any different? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Expect, no. Hope, why not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cdrcullen 2016-01-25 04:08 am UTC (link)
	At least we know it could always be worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 04:11 am UTC (link)
	And yet, we keep daring it to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cdrcullen 2016-01-25 04:25 am UTC (link)
	I thought we were only daring it to get worse when we went around thinking that it couldn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Screwed either way, Curly. But we'll make do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cdrcullen 2016-01-25 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Hah. The story of my life, as it were. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 04:36 am UTC (link)
	All of us, it seems. Fate's a nasty mistress. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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