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Tweak says, "It can be rp tiem nao?"

Varric Tethras (hardinhightown) wrote in the100,
@ 2016-01-24 20:24:00

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!network post, bethany hawke, cassandra pentaghast, cosima niehaus, cullen rutherford, dorian pavus, fenris, garrett hawke, sera, varric tethras

I swear on Maferath's hairy ass, I don't know how or why I keep ending up like this. One minute it's all jokes and drinks at the Hanged Man, the next it's waking up in some cold room with people pointing lights in your eyes and asking your name. Why do I keep ending up in the middle of the crazy shit? I've never said anything but positive things about Andraste's physical features.

No one tell the Seeker, but I could write a dozen books in half the time with something like this.

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	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 02:51 am UTC (link)
	I could never forget a Hawke. I'm glad to see Corypheus didn't get in your head, too. I owed him for one, I'd have made it a lot more painful for two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 02:53 am UTC (link)
	You'd be surprised. But he did, Aveline and I were trying to.. get away from it. Or she was being my keeper, you know how she is. But here, there's no Calling. But what do you mean? Last I'd heard, Garrett was working with Stroud and you were dreading the Seeker meeting him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Maker. Bethany, I. I don't know how to tell you this. You should've already been told. But Hawke, he. He didn't make it. He stayed behind in the Fade so we could all escape. Worst day of my life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Fenris mentioned something along those lines, Varric. But don't worry, you can kill him here for doing that again in our world as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Hawke is here? Sunshine, you're really living up to that name. I knew the Fade couldn't hold that cantankerous nughumper. Where is he? I owe him at least three glares for being so damn noble and making me mourn him. Not a good look on me, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 03:14 am UTC (link)
	I've missed that name. And I've missed you, and everyone from Kirkwall. Things just haven't been the same for so long. But he's likely working, he does that a lot. He's a Mage, Varric. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 03:17 am UTC (link)
	I don't think Hawke ever stops working. But a Mage? They say the Fade really changes a man. I wouldn't have guessed it'd go that far. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Not a dagger in sight. I still haven't quite come to terms with that part, actually. He's still just as hideous, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 03:21 am UTC (link)
	There's a relief. I'm not sure I could handle it if he were a mage AND managed to get a bit uglier in the process. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Word to the wise, don't try to say you're prettier than he is. Not many people wanted to agree with me in that regard, my ego still stings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 03:25 am UTC (link)
	You don't listen to any of them, Sunshine. Prettiest thing in Kirkwall. And that's coming from someone with a keen eye for valuables. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 03:26 am UTC (link)
	You are much better for that ego, you flatterer. I've missed you. Oh! Wait until you see what they call showers! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 03:31 am UTC (link)
	It's good to see you, too. Is Aveline here, too? Well, you've made it sound exciting. What is a shower? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 03:34 am UTC (link)
	She's not, no. You've seen Fenris (who doesn't know me, by the by, still put out over that) and Cullen, and the Inquisitor is here, along with quite a few of her (and your?) friends. King Alistair and the Warden are both here, as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Maybe Fenris has had too many knocks to the head. Sounds like we have a pretty full roster, at least. The Warden is here? Well, that's an acquaintance I haven't made. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taintedhawke 2016-01-25 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Nothing so boring as that. Apparently there are... changes, in other worlds. Worlds like ours. For Garrett and Fenris, I died years ago. My twin brother Carver lived, and became a Warden. But The Warden-Commander runs the tavern, so I'm sure you'll meet her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hardinhightown 2016-01-25 04:04 am UTC (link)
	That's... that's actually pretty good material for a story. Hawke has mentioned Carver, so I'm not entirely surprised. Chuckles has mentioned alternate worlds before, I guess this is a prime example of that. I like her already. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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