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Tweak says, "There are other things."

luckydevil (luckydevil) wrote in tensor,
@ 2011-03-20 17:33:00

Entry tags:

clint_barton, hank_mccoy

Hank
Clint didn't bother knocking. If Teddy was in his altogethers, he could clutch his pearls and dive for a towel for all Clint cared.

(Though his lizard brain was quick to add that Teddy didn't seem the type to stand around in his altogethers which was really too bad for the rest of the world, who would have naturally enjoyed the show.)

He slumped against Hank's doorframe, leaving a muddy streak, and looked forlornly around the room. No Hank. Not even buried under a threatening pile of books.

Library? Cafeteria? The great outdoors? There were so many places Hank could be hiding... Fuck it. He pushed himself up and, leaving the door open, stumbled toward the bed. Some lingering sense of decency had Clint stripping off his muddy clothes and shoes, tossing them to where they'd do the least damage. He grabbed one of Hank's towels and tossed it onto his bed, curling up on it to keep the mess off his sheets, one arm flung dramatically over his eyes as he buried his face in Hank's pillow and fell immediately into painful sleep.

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	justbeastly 2011-03-20 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	"Here, then." Gently, Hank turned Clint around so he was leaning against Hank's chest. He slowly started working on Clint's shoulder, working out the stiffness of his muscles. "But when am I not your hero?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	"When you try to trick me into thinking there are zombies in classic literature," he murmured, closing his eyes and relaxing into the pleasure of the massage. "Ooh, yes, there." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-20 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	"I like to think I'd be classed as a trickster hero under those circumstances." He paused over one spot, increasing the pressure slightly. "There?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	"Like that crow dude? And yes, harder. Oh, do me harder." His lips twitched. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-20 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	"Exactly." Hank rolled his eyes and decided to play along. Massaging slow circles with his thumbs, he teased, "Mm, you like it when I do this?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	"Oooh, baby, yeah!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-20 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	He shifted to Clint's neck, rubbing slowly. "How about here?" his deep voice murmured in Clint's ear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Clint paused. "...huh, you know, let's not do the deep voice in my ear thing. You're actually turning me on at this point." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-20 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa. "...no more voice in the ear, 10-4." Hank shifted back a little, his hands coming to a stop, suddenly very aware that Clint was totally naked and pressed against him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	"But the massage can go on!" he said in his whiniest possible voice, trying to make Hank comfortable again. "Haa-aaank." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-20 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	And then he was just Clint again, not naked-hot-turned-on-Clint, and that made things okay. "Fine, fine." He reached out and took one of Clint's hands, massaging it gently in both of his. "There is also tea, ice cream, and soft-core pornographic magazines, when you feel up to them." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	"Porn?" Clint snorted, looking at Hank over his shoulder. "Why Henry McCoy!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-20 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	"I thought you might require the comforting embrace of Playboy," Hank said with a good-natured smile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	"Why would I when I have you?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-20 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm afraid I don't have the cup size required by Mr. Hefner." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh, I'm so very in love with cock too." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-20 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Hank sighed and said, "I thought of getting you a Playgirl too, but I took one step into the gay porn section and got intimidated. All the men were so...shiny. And hairless. Piercings everywhere." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	"Hank," Clint sait with a laugh, twisting around. He slid an arm around Hank's shoulders, cupping the back of his neck and shaking him lightly. "You did not." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-20 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	"I did," Hank replied sheepishly, putting a hand on Clint's back. "And there I was, hairy and hulking and pierceless. How could I compare? There were other men browsing, I could feel their judging eyes boring into me." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	"You should have looked up bear porn. You would have instantly felt wanted," Clint mused. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 12:01 am UTC (link)
	"Oh my, yes, what a wonderful idea." He poked Clint's side, teasing. "Next time my self esteem is low, we're going to a bear club." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 12:07 am UTC (link)
	"Okay," Clint said immediately. Then he paused. "How gay are you? Our of curiosity." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 12:09 am UTC (link)
	He raised his eyebrows. "I...well. I've never entertained that question, actually." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Clint sat back, checking his modesty sheet, and looked at Hank curiously. "Girlfriend, spill," he said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Hank laughed a little. "What is there to spill? I've never had a boyfriend. The closest I've been to any bases with a man is with you right now, my dear naked friend." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)