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luckydevil (luckydevil) wrote in tensor,
@ 2011-03-20 17:33:00

Entry tags:

clint_barton, hank_mccoy

Hank
Clint didn't bother knocking. If Teddy was in his altogethers, he could clutch his pearls and dive for a towel for all Clint cared.

(Though his lizard brain was quick to add that Teddy didn't seem the type to stand around in his altogethers which was really too bad for the rest of the world, who would have naturally enjoyed the show.)

He slumped against Hank's doorframe, leaving a muddy streak, and looked forlornly around the room. No Hank. Not even buried under a threatening pile of books.

Library? Cafeteria? The great outdoors? There were so many places Hank could be hiding... Fuck it. He pushed himself up and, leaving the door open, stumbled toward the bed. Some lingering sense of decency had Clint stripping off his muddy clothes and shoes, tossing them to where they'd do the least damage. He grabbed one of Hank's towels and tossed it onto his bed, curling up on it to keep the mess off his sheets, one arm flung dramatically over his eyes as he buried his face in Hank's pillow and fell immediately into painful sleep.

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	luckydevil 2011-03-20 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh, I'm so very in love with cock too." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-20 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Hank sighed and said, "I thought of getting you a Playgirl too, but I took one step into the gay porn section and got intimidated. All the men were so...shiny. And hairless. Piercings everywhere." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	"Hank," Clint sait with a laugh, twisting around. He slid an arm around Hank's shoulders, cupping the back of his neck and shaking him lightly. "You did not." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-20 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	"I did," Hank replied sheepishly, putting a hand on Clint's back. "And there I was, hairy and hulking and pierceless. How could I compare? There were other men browsing, I could feel their judging eyes boring into me." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-20 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	"You should have looked up bear porn. You would have instantly felt wanted," Clint mused. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 12:01 am UTC (link)
	"Oh my, yes, what a wonderful idea." He poked Clint's side, teasing. "Next time my self esteem is low, we're going to a bear club." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 12:07 am UTC (link)
	"Okay," Clint said immediately. Then he paused. "How gay are you? Our of curiosity." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 12:09 am UTC (link)
	He raised his eyebrows. "I...well. I've never entertained that question, actually." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Clint sat back, checking his modesty sheet, and looked at Hank curiously. "Girlfriend, spill," he said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Hank laughed a little. "What is there to spill? I've never had a boyfriend. The closest I've been to any bases with a man is with you right now, my dear naked friend." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 12:27 am UTC (link)
	"And I clearly don't count," Clint said offhandedly. "But, come on, you have to have fantasized. What do you think? 0? 1?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 12:34 am UTC (link)
	After a quiet moment, Hank finally answered, "One. Maybe a two." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 12:43 am UTC (link)
	"Maybe two, huh?" Clint asked, visibly interested. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Blushing a little, Hank answered, "I've only had girlfriends, but I've had thoughts. A lot." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 12:52 am UTC (link)
	"About anyone in particular?" He hated hearing about girlfriends. He didn't want to acknowledge them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 12:54 am UTC (link)
	"A gentleman never tells, Clinton." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 12:55 am UTC (link)
	"Since when?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 12:59 am UTC (link)
	"Since always!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 01:00 am UTC (link)
	"No one told me that!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 01:02 am UTC (link)
	"It's a saying for a reason!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 01:04 am UTC (link)
	"I thought ladies didn't do it and guys talked in the showers?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 01:07 am UTC (link)
	"Those guys aren't gentlemen." He paused again. "And I'm also not telling you because I'm embarrassed. But mostly the gentlemen thing." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 01:09 am UTC (link)
	"But wait." Clint's brows knit. "Doesn't the gentlemen thing only apply if you did something with those people?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-03-21 01:10 am UTC (link)
	"I'm applying it to this situation to avoid telling you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-03-21 01:17 am UTC (link)
	"But why. Oh! God. Oh. Ooh." Clint slowly backed away, looking at Hank with a strange expression on his face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)