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Tweak says, "This is how we do it"

Hank McCoy (justbeastly) wrote in tensor,
@ 2011-02-12 23:30:00

Entry tags:

clint_barton, hank_mccoy

Clint
Hank knocked on Clint's door. Then again, and a third time, now rapping out the opening strains of The Marriage of Figaro. It was his secret friendship knock...not that Clint necessarily noticed.

But he was fairly sure Clint noticed it was annoying, and that was the most important thing of all.

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	justbeastly 2011-02-13 06:31 am UTC (link)
	"Goose," Hank murmured idly, taking the magazine and looking down at it. The eyebrow raised again. "Gravity-defying." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 06:34 am UTC (link)
	"She kind of looks like a hot girl you." It was actually kind of disturbing. He hadn't been able to look at her for very long, which meant that the discomfort had to be shared around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Pardon me?" The woman was gorgeous, of course, so Hank supposed he was flattered, but what? "I...don't see it." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	"Squint out of one eye, turn your head to the left and tilt it thirty degrees. It helps if you stand on one foot and hop around, too," Clint offered helpfully. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	"Right." Not doing any of that, Hank added, "She's not nearly hairy enough to look like me." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	"But she's got lots of pretty hair." Clint climbed up to sit next to Hank, nudging him over with his hip until they were settled together. "It's the eyes, really. See?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	"Maybe," Hank said doubtfully. They did have the same color eyes, or about the same. Then he gave Clint a sidelong glance and grinned. "My hair is pretty, huh?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	"Long and luscious," Clint deadpanned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Hank leaned in closer and tossed his hair, brushing across Clint's face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Clint pressed a palm to Hank's cheek and shoved him away goodnaturedly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Laughing, Hank said, "So is Henrietta here going to give you a complex? Nightmares?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

luckydevil
2011-02-13 11:55 pm UTC (link)

"Nightmares! I want to wrap her in a blanket and hide her from disgusting heterosexual men." He made a face. The funny thing was, he really did want to cover that strange, unknown girl up. Make her wear clothes and go to college--be a doctor or physicist or something more Hank-like. "Do not become a male stripper," he added, pointing at Hank. "I could not cope."

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	justbeastly 2011-02-14 12:16 am UTC (link)
	"I think we both know who's more likely to get stripper work, Clinton." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-14 02:53 am UTC (link)
	He pretended to preen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-14 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Hank poked Clint's side. "No big head, now." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-14 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Clint elbowed him. "C'mon, Hank. I know I'm pretty." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-14 03:43 am UTC (link)
	"The very prettiest, yes, but humbleness is pretty too." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-14 05:03 am UTC (link)
	"I've got to leave something for the rest of you," he said, sprawling back again with a quick, wicked grin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-14 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	"And yet, here I am, minus a Y chromosome, modeling professionally," Hank replied, waving the magazine in Clint's face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-14 12:27 pm UTC (link)
	"Get thee to a nunnery!" He made the evil eye at the picture. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-15 12:05 am UTC (link)
	"Did you know that Shakespeare might have meant 'nunnery' to mean 'brothel?'" Hank asked, now pushing the magazine into Clint's face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-15 02:29 am UTC (link)
	"Oh. Was that Shakespeare?" He grabbed the magazine and whacked Hank over the head with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-15 03:43 am UTC (link)
	"Hamlet." He made a face as Clint whacked him. "Must we resort to violence?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-15 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	"I just remember the guy with the weird, pointy beard and hot Kate Winslet. And I'm a violent kinda guy." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-16 12:14 am UTC (link)
	"Even against a beautiful lady such as I?" Hank fluttered his lashes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)