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Tweak says, "i can has cheezburger?"

Hank McCoy (justbeastly) wrote in tensor,
@ 2011-02-12 23:30:00

Entry tags:

clint_barton, hank_mccoy

Clint
Hank knocked on Clint's door. Then again, and a third time, now rapping out the opening strains of The Marriage of Figaro. It was his secret friendship knock...not that Clint necessarily noticed.

But he was fairly sure Clint noticed it was annoying, and that was the most important thing of all.

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	luckydevil 2011-02-13 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Clint leaned over the lip of his bed, grabbed a shoe, and flung it at the door. "That is really obnoxious, you know," he called out, which could more or less be translated into 'come in, you twat'. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Hank cracked the door open and peeked over the side. "Are you decent?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 04:59 am UTC (link)
	"Pretty much never." But he was, at least, dressed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Raising an eyebrow, Hank stepped all the way and shut the door behind him. "I have a feeling you're bragging." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 05:13 am UTC (link)
	"You know me too well for that, I think," he said with a smirk, rolling over onto his back. Clint sprawled out, arms twining over his head, girly mag dropping to the floor in a messy spread of pages. "Grab a seat; sit awhile." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 05:18 am UTC (link)
	"I assume you read this for the articles," Hank said good-naturedly, nudging the magazine with his toe as he crossed the room. He sat on the end of the bed and gave Clint's foot a light, friendly punch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Clint kicked back, flashing Hank a huge, brilliant grin. "Oh shit, I'm supposed to be reading those?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 05:25 am UTC (link)
	"I taught you to read for a reason!" Hank made a grab for Clint's ankle. "For that, and so you always know which is Coors and which is Coors Lite." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Clint squirmed up, kicking out with both feet, trusting Hank to be able to deflect the blows easily. He was grinning, bright eyes flashing in amusement. "But reading is haaard; boobs are the universal language." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Hank batted at Clint's feet with a laugh. "Funny, I'm seeing one boob right now!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Clint stopped, brows knitting together. "Huh? Where?" He moved onto one elbow, leaning over to peer at magazine where it lay crumpled on the floor. "I didn't think this was that kind of periodical." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Hank put his hand on Clint's back, big and warm, and gave him a little shove. "You're the boob." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Clint rolled off the bed, easily catching his fall--even gracefully, coming to rest on the ground with his ankles crossed, his hands laced behind his head. "That doesn't sound anatomically correct, Hank." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Peering over the side of the bed, Hank said, "Next tutoring session, we work on outdated slang. Then you'll be ready for the next ice cream social." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 06:23 am UTC (link)
	"Will we go to a sock hop and share a malt?" His eyes widened playfully. "Gee, Hank, will it have two straws and everything?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 06:26 am UTC (link)
	"Yes. And I'll wear my best straw boater, just for you," he added with a wink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 06:28 am UTC (link)
	"I'm the luckiest girl alive." He reached for the magazine and paged through it quickly, folding over the corner before tossing it to Hank. "But seriously--gander." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 06:31 am UTC (link)
	"Goose," Hank murmured idly, taking the magazine and looking down at it. The eyebrow raised again. "Gravity-defying." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 06:34 am UTC (link)
	"She kind of looks like a hot girl you." It was actually kind of disturbing. He hadn't been able to look at her for very long, which meant that the discomfort had to be shared around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Pardon me?" The woman was gorgeous, of course, so Hank supposed he was flattered, but what? "I...don't see it." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	"Squint out of one eye, turn your head to the left and tilt it thirty degrees. It helps if you stand on one foot and hop around, too," Clint offered helpfully. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	"Right." Not doing any of that, Hank added, "She's not nearly hairy enough to look like me." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	"But she's got lots of pretty hair." Clint climbed up to sit next to Hank, nudging him over with his hip until they were settled together. "It's the eyes, really. See?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justbeastly 2011-02-13 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	"Maybe," Hank said doubtfully. They did have the same color eyes, or about the same. Then he gave Clint a sidelong glance and grinned. "My hair is pretty, huh?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckydevil 2011-02-13 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	"Long and luscious," Clint deadpanned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)