Eduardo Guerra is evil (evileddly) wrote in stepfordic, @ 2017-05-18 17:10:00 |
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[James, Connor, Prescott, Tripp, Ben, and Maggie. (Surprise Maggie, you can see this.)]
All right guys, we need to have a talk. We currently have 60 active complaints from women that work here about sexual harassment and we need to get to the bottom of this. Connor you have 10, James, you have 25, Tripp, you have 6, and I have 19. I don't know what's going on here folks but we need to squash this before we get sued. Frankly, I don't even know where this is coming from.
Maggie, Sweetheart, you're a woman. Can you please shed some light on this incessant bitching? Are you all on the rag at the same time or what? Because I heard that's actually a thing. What can we do to unbunch your panties?