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Stepford welcomed superhero and leader of the Avengers Captain Steve Rodgers, or as he's popularly known: Captain America. The hero's entrance couldn't be more perfect with rising crime by local Stepfordians and he hasn't missed a beat. Just hours earlier he was spotted fighting an intense battle with domestic terrorist Button. Our fate rests in your perfect and capable hands.
Watch out supernaturals, there's a new fighting trio in town and they're all related by blood. Dean, Sam, and Faith Winchester have vowed to end all magic in Stepford even if it means killing every last non-human in town. The siblings have already begun their hunt in finding the culprit responsible for Stepford's mere existence. We wish them the best of luck.