WNBA training camp: A look around the league
by Jayda Evans
May 25, 2009
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Supposedly straight guy from Boston: Tom Brady is the best quarterback in the NFL.Tom Brady is becoming the little black dress of smut the way Faith and Krycek were before him. Anyone who wouldn't normally bang Tom Brady-a football player-a man-any other way you interpret this challenge is fair game to bang Tom Brady (or just think or talk about it). RPF/S is allowed, since, obviously, we're already going there with Tom. HOWEVER, other NFL players are excluded from this challenge. I know, I know, that isn't fair. But, really, can't you think of two or three other places to find NFL RPF/S right off the top of your head? I knew you could.
Skinny Asian guy: I don't think he's the best, but he's pretty good.
Attractive, tall guy: He's no Joe Montana.
Supposedly straight guy from Boston: That's bullshit, he's the best ever, and you can't really argue that point. Just look at how many touchdowns he has.
Skinny Asian guy: Man, you are in love with him, it's a little scary.
Supposedly straight guy from Boston (completely serious): I am, I would totally let him fuck me if he would let me hang out with him...I would be the man.
Skinny Asian guy: I thought you were straight?
Supposedly straight guy from Boston: Fuck you! I am straight but that doesn't mean I can't bang Tom Brady. I wouldn't give him oral though, I don't think.
Overweight Hispanic guy drinking appletini: Football sucks compared to soccer.
[Overheard in NYC]