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FEMBOY SCHOOL, CH. 8 - "HOME WORK"


Femboy School is back, and man is this one a doozy.
Cover genitals before reading.


Page 131

Delcat: ...guys
Delcat: he didn't have a stomach like that before
Delcat: please tell me he is not pregnant
Zeiss Manifold: HE BE PRAGONENT
Delcat: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zeiss Manifold: see also: nipples
Zeiss Manifold: they are distended
Delcat: That's it, fuck it. These people aren't human. They're sacks of spooge with nipples and vajayjays. There is no solid matter whatsoever in any of them.
InkWeaver: NO HE IS JUST FILLED WITH JOY
InkWeaver: OR CUM
InkWeaver: HOT CUM IN HIS WOMB
InkWeaver: or something hentai like that
Delcat: I like that his ear is just carved out of his head instead of being grown at all, he's like a Japanese Mr. Potato Head
Delcat: man, Japanese Mr. Potato Head comes with a LOT more pieces, I can tell you. AND a lot more holes.

Page 132

Delcat: AAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
InkWeaver: .............
Delcat: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
InkWeaver: This comic
InkWeaver: this comic has crossed the border, Zeiss.
Zeiss Manifold: And so have the rocket puns.
InkWeaver: This comic has crossed the border. It is worse than Ariake.
Delcat: IT HAS A TONGUE AND A PROBOSCIS AND AN ASSHOLE EYE AND IT WANTS TO SUCK OUT MY MARROW
InkWeaver: "I'm just a meatpuppet".
InkWeaver: If you could see me right now.
InkWeaver: I really don't know how to describe my face except '_____________'
InkWeaver: No.
Delcat: On the plus side, we're now entirely informed on the capacity of wossname's bladder. I didn't know if I could go another page without knowing what her pee level was.
Delcat: Guys, do you see the bladder as half full or half empty?
InkWeaver: I see it as PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Delcat: That is a fair and just response.
Zeiss Manifold: Yeah, even I've never seen a hentai go into so much bladder detail.
Zeiss Manifold: His dick sounds like a washing machine.
Delcat: And yet it just kind of...stops. It's not connected to anything.
InkWeaver: hahahaha i just imagined his insides doing what a washing machine does. amused for three seconds. Disgusted again. Damn.
Zeiss Manifold: "A ravenous, sucking, all-devouring SPIN-CYCLE!"
Delcat: FEMBOY SCHOOL IS A ROLLERCOASTER OF JOY AND REVULSION
Delcat: but mostly revulsion
Delcat: dude, a guy in Uzumaki commits suicide like that, it's bad business
Delcat: As a matter of fact, it's NOOOOO good!
Zeiss Manifold: "SQUEEZE SQUISH SQUASH SPLOOT!"
Zeiss Manifold: I SMELL THE CUM OF AN ENGLISHMAN
Delcat: ...yeah it really never was funny, huh.
InkWeaver: "FILL ME WITH YOUR DETERGENT"
Delcat: or how about BLEACH
Delcat: HUH GUYS
Delcat: HUH?
Zeiss Manifold: No, Del, that's Incarnate.

Page 133

InkWeaver: Oh my god
Zeiss Manifold: Readers, just imagine that the next time you have sex, two women will appear and make nothing but puns at you.
Delcat: EEK! A MOUSE! ...IN MY ASS!
InkWeaver: they are just fucking saying the shit now
Delcat: Don't you threaten ME, mister.
InkWeaver: how does one GIMBLE an engine
InkWeaver: STOP IT
InkWeaver: GO BACK TO SOUND EFFECTS
Delcat: Okay, Zeiss. You're the resident spaceman. How much does this hurt?
Zeiss Manifold: I dunno. I always thought "gimble" was just a Jabberwocky word. They'll be tugging at her toves next.
Zeiss Manifold: Last panel: It's a penis elephant, with nipples for eyes
Delcat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Delcat: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
InkWeaver: aww lookit it's little trunk
InkWeaver: it's so cuuuuuuuuuute
Delcat: Just...dang. How is it possible to fuck up dirty talk THIS badly?
Zeiss Manifold: We need to suppress your pogo, Del.
Delcat: It's not hard, seriously. It just involves people NOT giggling uncontrollably at what you're saying.
Delcat: But it was such a good comic!
Delcat: UNLIKE THIS ONE
InkWeaver: You know, whatever happend to regular dirty talk. Only heathens do this
Zeiss Manifold: This is a decidely un-frabjous orgy.

Page 134

Zeiss Manifold: STOP WITH THE ROCKET PUNS IT'S BEEN LIKE SEVEN PAGES
Zeiss Manifold: ...Actually, her vagina has an o-ring, so they might be more apt than previously thought.
Delcat: oh God, I read that as him crying out for his mommy to rescue him, NOT cool
InkWeaver: I do not even know what's going on anymore.
InkWeaver: Like, really, how many times has he come already.
InkWeaver: This is stupid and I hate it.
Delcat: I'm just waiting for the monolith and the floating baby at this point.
Zeiss Manifold: And the sex store at the end of the universe.
Delcat: Or for one of those cocks to go Columbia in his ass.
Delcat: Guys, I think I worked out what the pogo thing is going on about
InkWeaver: That says Ono in it. *suspicious* DEL HAVE WE NOT HAD ENOUGH OF BAD HENTAI
Delcat: IT'S PART OF ONE WORD I SWEAR
Delcat: STEPHEN NOTLEY WOULDN'T DO THAT TO US

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InkWeaver: Ass-tronaut.
InkWeaver: This stretches the limits of my imagination as much as it stretches his asshole.
Zeiss Manifold: They've stooped to a "uranus" pun. Hold me.
Delcat: Well, so far we've been taken to Ariake and sent to Uranus. Do we get to add "SEE THE WORLD" to our recruitment brochures now?
Zeiss Manifold: Panel 2: I WANT IT NOWWWWWWW
InkWeaver: I CAN SHOW YOU THE SPLORT
InkWeaver: SHINING SHIMMERING SLITHER
Delcat: See? Just big balls of splooge. He's cum so much he's running out of jizz, so they hafta refill him with some so he doesn't deflate.
InkWeaver: TELL ME FEMBOY WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR DICK DECIDE
InkWeaver: A WHOLE NEW UUUUUUUUUUUUURGH
Delcat: This is the secret mating ritual of the Human-Shaped Astronaut Slimes.
InkWeaver: A DAZZLING JIZZ I NEVER KNEW
Delcat: DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR ASS
Delcat: HOLD YOUR COCK, IT GETS BETTER
Zeiss Manifold: A WHOLE NEW SPLORT
Zeiss Manifold: A WHOLE NEW SPLISH SPLUNG SPUAFFLEQUISH
Delcat: I'M LIKE A SPLORTING CUM
YOU'RE IN MY BUM
AND NOW I'M IN A CURLED NEW HOLE WITH YOU
Zeiss Manifold: Whew...I'm all splurted out for the night, guys. Should we finish this later?
Delcat: We should probably lay off the classics at some point and start raping newer movies, guys. Some Randy Newman, maybe? "You've got your dick in me...you've got your dick in me..."
Delcat: Yeah, I'm spent.
InkWeaver: Yeah, I guess so. I can only take so many fucking astronaut jokes before I want to blast-off myself.
InkWeaver: SHIT I'M DOING IT
Delcat: OH SNAP
Delcat: THE PUNS ARE GOING SUPERNOVA
Delcat: man where is mutt he would know how to handle this
Zeiss Manifold: THIS IS HOW ALL THE HEAVIER PUNS ARE CREATED

[SHIFT CHANGE - A period of time passes]

Page 136

Delcat: So...this shit is still going on, then. Two weeks, and we're still on the space euphemism.
Zeiss Manifold: BACK ON EUPHEMISM CHRONICLES
Zeiss Manifold: I thought Houston was nuked in this universe?
Delcat: The Assplug whispered "4..."
Delcat: The Assplug whispered "3..."
Delcat: The Assplug whispered "2..."
Delcat: The Assplug whispered "1..."
Delcat: The Assplug used an explosive attack!
Delcat: Joni was hit by the shrapnel and lost 130 HP!
Zeiss Manifold: That's an incredibly unenthusiastic vulva. Just one sploot?
Zeiss Manifold: Either that's some sort of dough wiggling into another sort of dough, or that's her clit
InkWeaver: What is going ON here?
InkWeaver: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
InkWeaver: No!
InkWeaver: NO
InkWeaver: I PUT MY FOOT DOWN
InkWeaver: My complaints go thusly:
InkWeaver: What is wrong with his face? Where did his irises/pupils go? What is coming OUT of his face, for that matter? Is it jizz? Tears? Saliva? All three? What the fuck is that monstrosity in the bottom right panel?
InkWeaver: Why do those fingers in the bottom left look so much like penises? Why is his hair one pattern? For that matter, why do all these patterns remind me disturbingly of Chowder! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT
Delcat: Inky, um, further bad news.
Delcat: You put your foot down in the sploot.
InkWeaver: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
Zeiss Manifold: Let's hope it's the 'no tears' form of sploot.

Page 137

Delcat: Okay, that is just not healthy. That is like liquefied kidneys coming straight out of his dick, there. His Cowper's gland is pate by now!
InkWeaver: Oh my shit, is Pooh Bear narrating this?
InkWeaver: "Oh bother! Tinkle time! Watch my fucky chicky while I'm gone getting a midnight smackerel! All rumbly in my clitcockumbly!"
Zeiss Manifold: "And get this goblin shark off of my vagina while you're at it!"
Delcat: "I was thinking of rather a larger small smackerel, Wascally Wabbit?"
InkWeaver: Is someone throwing a horseshoe at her?
Delcat: Man, that is one honey tree I would not climb.
InkWeaver: All right - do we have any gentlemen in the audience?
Delcat: *raises hand*
Zeiss Manifold: why hullo
InkWeaver: Delly, I mean gentlemen with dicks. And preferrably balls. Just for lesson time.
Zeiss Manifold: ...
Delcat: *respectfully lowers hand*
InkWeaver: Moving right along.
Zeiss Manifold: look i know this is bad don't remind me please
InkWeaver: Now. Observe the top left corner. Now, for full effect, I want you to close your eyes.
InkWeaver: Close them, inhale deeply, find your center.
InkWeaver: Do you feel the cosmic energy flowing through you?
Delcat: Oh! I can feel it! I feel the cosmos!
InkWeaver: All right. Now.
InkWeaver: This is the MOST IMPORTANT PART.
InkWeaver: Concentrate.
InkWeaver: Concentrate.
InkWeaver: Concentrate.
InkWeaver: Now...
InkWeaver: Imagine someone's sexy, gloved hand, caressing your ballsack.
InkWeaver: Awesome, right?
Zeiss Manifold:

InkWeaver: Okay, now imagine that hand rearing back, open-palmed
InkWeaver: and
InkWeaver: WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP
InkWeaver: WAP
InkWeaver: WAP
Zeiss Manifold:

InkWeaver: WAP
Delcat: ...
Delcat: ...
Delcat: ...
Delcat: ...*jizzes*
InkWeaver: Delcat. You don't have balls.
Delcat: I ruin everything :<
InkWeaver: YOU ARE NOT A PRIME EXAMPLE D:

Page 138

Delcat: "Oh, sure, a couple of splash panels of vaguely the same size. We'll stick them together, sure, never mind that they TOTALLY CONTRADICT EACH OTHER"
Delcat: YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING, NYAR
Delcat: YOU'RE NOT EVEN
Delcat: even
Delcat: *cries*
InkWeaver: There, there, poppet.
Delcat: NYAR DOESN'T LOVE US ANYMORE
Zeiss Manifold: And to think that the original was an effective but thinly-veiled satire of the Crimean War
InkWeaver:
Here, have some really great hentai.
InkWeaver: Here, that ought to help you.
Delcat: HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN US
Delcat: BUT I DIDN'T BRING TWO LUNCHBOXES TO SCHOOL
Delcat: JUST MY HATE
Delcat: KNOW WHAT EATS DURING CLASS? THIS FUCKING MANGA
Delcat: IT EATS ALL THE FUCKING TIME
Zeiss Manifold: AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT EATS?
Zeiss Manifold: MUSTARD
Zeiss Manifold: NOTHING BUT MUSTARD
Delcat: But if you eat nothing but mustard, you [i]like[/i] throw up.
Zeiss Manifold: AND THEN IT COVERS ITS FACE IN MUSTARD AND ASKS FOR CHANGE
InkWeaver: And then breathes on you.
InkWeaver: Oh, also, it drinks nothing but coffee.
InkWeaver: Stale, sitting-on-the-burner for three hours coffee.
Delcat: That just reminds me of Draco Malfoy and the Coffee Enema, and that's way further back than I think we need to go, here. Any further and we'll be into Ratliff territory, snarkwise.
Delcat: I mean uh
Delcat: I HATE YOU NYAR
Delcat: fuck so hard to stay in character sometimes

Page 139

Zeiss Manifold:

Zeiss Manifold: Well, this is it. The terrorists have won.
Delcat: Um, fun fact, guys, but don't ask me how I know it: Sounding is meant to be done on a SOFT penis. On a hard penis, the blood vessels tighten and...well, it's like a reverse Chinese cocktrap.
Delcat: Mull over THAT for a bit.
InkWeaver: So, like, all you have to do is push it together at both ends and then it lets it go, right?
InkWeaver: Like that episode of Dexter's Lab?
InkWeaver: RIGHT?
Delcat: More like the "if you pull it you're in screaming agony" part.
InkWeaver: oh dear god
Delcat: -giggle-~
InkWeaver: for the love of christ
InkWeaver: will this be over anytime soon
Zeiss Manifold: we've got less than 50 pages to go man
Delcat: Not nearly soon enough, dear heart.
InkWeaver: THIS IS WORSE THAN ARIAKE
Zeiss Manifold: At least Ariake didn't just do away with all morality because SOUNDING IS FUN
Delcat: Also, all squick aside? Holy FUCK pedophiliac context. I mean..."they're FUN to use", "we LIKE owning them", and...just, shit.
InkWeaver: MY ATTENTION SPAN WANES FASTER THAN A MERMAN VINCENT ENTERATINING A CLOWNFISH YUFFIE
Delcat: CIDACUDDA WHERE IS THE CIDACUDDA
Delcat: LIKE A BARRACUDA BUT WITH CID
Delcat: AND COCKS
Delcat: WHERE ARE THE HAPPY NON-TORTURED MERCOCKS
InkWeaver: we're doing that thing where we get sidetracked again
Delcat: BUT I DON'T WANNA DRIVE ON THIS ROAD ANYMORE
InkWeaver: also I love how the only decent Femian *finger-quotes* is his *finger-quotes* Mom and the rest are evil bitches who are like LOL MEN LOL
Delcat: I WANNA GO SEE THE GIANT BALL OF TWINE ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
Zeiss Manifold: "The smart tip will seek out your seminal vesicles!"
Zeiss Manifold: Man, it must be sad to be this contraption
Zeiss Manifold: spending all your idle usage seeking out vesicles that are never there
Delcat: I think we're ready for the next page. I mean, at least in that if I stare at that pisshole any longer, I may become the pisshole.

Page 140

Zeiss Manifold: [goofy] YA HOO HOO HOO-WEE [/goofy]
Delcat: Next page: *POP*
Delcat: And it rains tits and testicles
Zeiss Manifold: yeah, i think they grabbed the bicycle pump
InkWeaver: His entire face is turning into a bruise.
InkWeaver: This is abusive on SO many levels.
Delcat: Zeiss, be careful, there were people asking for that on /f/ just yesterday.
Delcat: Okay guys, you know that thing in Looney Toons where Elmer Fudd is trying to shoot Bugs Bunny, and Bugs puts his finger in the hole so it blows up backwards like a banana? ...yeah, next page.
Delcat: And as I say that, someone is probably requesting it on /f/.
Zeiss Manifold: ONCE PUT A PUMP-THING IN A PISSHOLE
ONCE PUT A PUMP-THING IN A PISSHOLE
HE KEPT REGRETTING HIS HORNINESS LETTING HIS BLADDER TRAUMATICALLY CHURN
Delcat: DIDN'T WE RUIN THAT SONG ALREADY
Delcat: CUM FLIES BY IN THE CITY OF COCK
CUM STANDS STILL IN THE ASSHOLE
InkWeaver: THERE'S A PUMP IN THE PISSHOLE, DEAR LIZA DEAR LIZA
InkWeaver: THERE'S A PUMP IN THE PISSHOLE, DEAR LIZA, A PUMP

Page 141

Delcat: Oh hey, there's that screaming agony and blood vessel damage.
InkWeaver: His cock
InkWeaver: is like a big veiny muscle
Delcat: "His own people told them we were monsters...that raped little boys to death!" WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
InkWeaver: he could fucking arm wrestle with his johnson
Delcat: LOOK AT THOSE HORRIBLE ZOMBIE EYES
InkWeaver: Raping little boys to UNdeath?
Zeiss Manifold: SYNTHETIC SEMEN
oooh oooh oooh
DOUBLE FEATURE
DOCTOR FRIDGE WILL BUILD A CREATURE
Delcat: Does anyone remember Fay Wray?
That delicate jism-draped frame
As they humped at her thigh
How I wanted to cry
'Cause I wanted to be fucked just the same
Delcat: And she tries to put in a few more drops to top it off to $30.00 even and it backs up and spills cum all over the parking lot
Zeiss Manifold: First panel: We've replaced this boy's semen with delicious Smucker's femberry preserves
Delcat: So. Uh. Feminism = torturing kids for power is good?
Delcat: I'll just get back in that kitchen, then.
Zeiss Manifold: I think what happened is that a copy of this comic fell back through time into the hands of the guy who wrote the Gor books, and that's how that whole crazy mess got started
Delcat: ...oh hey, we have gelato :D
Delcat: Whoa. That'd be...you're right, it's a perfect circle.
Delcat: And 'twixt them both, they licked the pisshole clean.

Page 142

InkWeaver: Observe, as the majestic Femboy Cum cleaves the penis in twain as it breaches
InkWeaver: He's doing cum yoga now.
Zeiss Manifold: Are those, like, the individual sperm?
InkWeaver: Is that a shot of Old Faithful spouting through the ground?
InkWeaver: This fake cum looks like oatmeal.
Delcat: Okay, guys. That middle panel.
Delcat: :18, specifically.
Delcat: Our piss-slit...destroyed.
Delcat: Urethra blocked with fake semen...
Delcat: Couldn't get out.
Delcat: A strange sound...splorting...
Delcat: The cum turned bad. Urethra blocked with dead sperm!
Delcat: Couldn't get out! Everything turned bad! Tits, vagina, balls, cock, all pushed into the ass!
Zeiss Manifold: FEMBOYYYYYS
Zeiss Manifold: SPLORTING LIKE FIRE
InkWeaver: mmmm
InkWeaver: oatmeal
InkWeaver: think of your steaming hot oatmeal in the morning
InkWeaver: a young child, preparing for a rousing day of class
InkWeaver: math, science, language arts, recess, and oatmeal! To start your day off right!
InkWeaver: Except it looks like this kid's jizz.
Delcat: Nyar will never rest until he's spoiled the Earth.

Page 143

Delcat: oh son of a bitch we were going to use that background for Earthbound AND NOW THIS
Delcat: I guess this is how those fucking "ZAWMG IZZA FETUS LOLOLOL" rumors got started.
Zeiss Manifold: Really, I thought they were going to use it for a Cream TV concert circa 1969
Zeiss Manifold: Yes, Cream, lots of it
InkWeaver: I hate 3D hentai. Jizz gets everywhere D:<
Delcat: So, uh, I seem to have misplaced my 3-D glasses, can you guys describe it for me?
InkWeaver: Jizz.
Delcat: IT'S LIKE IT'S CUMMING RIGHT OUT OF THE SCREEN
InkWeaver: You know what
Zeiss Manifold: why does everyone here have a speedo bone
InkWeaver: let me describe it for you in HAIKU
InkWeaver: Cumming femboy does
Cum like the dolphin's lovers
Also SPLOT SPLURGH GASP
InkWeaver: sorry guys I am not good at this Haiku shit
Delcat: I CAN FEEL IT ON MY FACE
Delcat: IT'S SO EVOCATIVE
Zeiss Manifold: Tubing in my dick
Not what I expected from
This cruel Femboy School
Delcat: Urethras are not
Meant to be used as an
Inflation device
Delcat: Wait, no, sorry, reading the instruction manual there
InkWeaver: GODAMMIT
InkWeaver: THESE DON'T HAVE NATURE REFERENCES MOTHERFUCKERS
Delcat: THERE IS NOTHING NATURAL ABOUT THIS
InkWeaver: WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID I PUT DOLPHINS IN THERE FOR
InkWeaver: OKAY BUT HAIKUS = NATURE

Page 144

Zeiss Manifold: "And what are your thoughts on the matter, ballsack?"
Delcat: Um...the dialogue gave up on us, guys, we're on our own.
InkWeaver: is Wiggle Waggle a sound effect?
InkWeaver: This is my approximation of this page, translated:
InkWeaver: SKLDFJIJVMAWEOVV;ASMDC VKVJEIOSRKJLMGOS;DKJFGKLDFJGKLDSNCKVK NFNMRSK;L NGVKLXNVKZDJSFKLWJ
InkWeaver: Yep, that's all I got.
Delcat: ...SPLORT
Zeiss Manifold: Ooh, a Van der Graff Vibrator!
InkWeaver: chump chump chump?
InkWeaver: What is this? A cooking show?
InkWeaver: also
InkWeaver: ACTION LINES
Zeiss Manifold: Lines, lines, everywhere a line
Taking up incestual sex in my mind
Splort this, don't queef that, can't you see the liiiiiiines
Zeiss Manifold: They ran out of sound effects and had to steal some from the cheap kung-fu movie next door
Delcat: One last question: Does "CHUMP CHUMP CHUMP" here stand in for that noise you make when you idly pull a straw up and down in a Slurpee cup? 'Cause that's what I'm seeing, here.

Page 145

Delcat: Oh, hang on, guys, I need to go take my manslave for fuckies and then put him in his kennel for the night.
Zeiss Manifold: I think that "Fuckies" would be this universe's equivalent of a TGI Friday's
InkWeaver: LOL EVERYONE
InkWeaver: IT'S FUCKY NIGHT
InkWeaver: LET'S PUT ON OUR BEST SHOES
InkWeaver: AND OUR HOT DRESSES
Delcat: Whereas in this universe, TGI Friday's is our equivalent of "Fuckies".
InkWeaver: AND JUST DANCE
Zeiss Manifold: LET'S GO TO THE FUCKIES
Zeiss Manifold: LET'S GO SEE THE STAAAARS
InkWeaver: Fuckies sounds like a terrible porno version of The Goonies.
Zeiss Manifold: AND SHAVE YOU WITH OUR TONGUES
InkWeaver: "Mouth" has more terrible implications here.
Zeiss Manifold: LET’S SHAVE YOU WITH OUR TONGUES
Delcat: bzzzzzzzzz lick lick lick bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Zeiss Manifold: man i hate it when my cats try to sex my pits up
InkWeaver: Look, I've never had a cat try to lick my armpits.
InkWeaver: OR try to fuck me to death.
InkWeaver: As far as I know anyway. Maybe they just get interrupted when I put them on the floor.
Zeiss Manifold: This is the terrible secret of Axe
Delcat: Seriously, this is, like...I thought it was some kind of insect that fucked its spawn to death.
Delcat: Or sea creature.
Zeiss Manifold: Ooh, check out those Super Mario Land stockings!
Zeiss Manifold: So in the last panel, her wahoogiewoo has regressed into just one socket-like hole
Delcat: They're transforming into blow-up dolls OH NOOOOO

Page 146

Delcat: Oop, there's that DNE again. I think it's an initialed plea to the manga to "Do Not Exist".
InkWeaver: HOW ARE THERE FIFTY MORE PAGES OF THIS
InkWeaver: THERE'S NO CONFLICT
Zeiss Manifold: LUBED VS. UNLUBED
Zeiss Manifold: THERE'S YOUR CONFLICT
InkWeaver: this is like Twilight
InkWeaver: only supremely more fucked up
InkWeaver: all they do is fuck and stare
Zeiss Manifold: They must have pumped a calzone into his bladder because he's splorting ricotta all over the place
Delcat: Oh, he flies through the air with the greatest of ease
The daring young man in his bondage trapeze
His cock it is jizzing, the girls he does please
And my sanity's done carried awaaaaay~

eta: there is now a LIMERICK BATTLE in the comments