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Tweak says, "that was less than unhelpful"

Maryanne Elizabeth Walker (maryanne_walker) wrote in spinningcompass,
@ 2016-04-05 00:49:00

Entry tags:

!closed, !gift, maryanne walker (oe), ~tony stark

Backdated to 4/4

What do you get for the man that has everything? We've done pornographic things. We've created life... I hope you like these my beloved genius.

[Inside the book are pictures of each of the kids at different stages of 'bad hiding', feet sticking out, little faces hidden, some peeking out. Ending with Maria with a big grin on her face.]

[inside are pictures of Clint at various stages of his pregnancy, some dressed, some naked. With AJ at various stages of her pregnancy as well. And a leather bound section tied off with a note saying 'for your eyes only' with suggestive and some down right perverse pictures of all four of them. Together, alone. Paired off. As their proper sexes, as island swapped sexes.]

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	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-05 06:57 am UTC (link)
	It's just something that came together. I couldn't figure out what to get you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-05 07:02 am UTC (link)
	This is absolutely perfect. Now come home so I can cuddle you to death. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-05 07:06 am UTC (link)
	It wont be weird? Since I look like Sean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-05 07:13 am UTC (link)
	You're still you. Besides, it's not very often I get cuddled by someone bigger than me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-05 07:19 am UTC (link)
	I'm freaking gigantic. I'm on my way. ~~Not driving tho~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-05 07:21 am UTC (link)
	And very muscley. I'll be in bed waiting for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-05 07:32 am UTC (link)
	I think his boobs are bigger than mine. Talk to me, I'm walking back, so it'll take a minute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-05 07:38 am UTC (link)
	I'll have to feel them to make a definite comparison. I appreciate you walking back and not driving. Have you been getting drunk just because you can right now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-05 07:49 am UTC (link)
	You'll be a great boob inspector. I'm not drunk right now, just buzzed, should be back to normal by the time I get home. That's a complex question Tony. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-05 07:53 am UTC (link)
	I've been told I'm pretty good at it. Okay, that's good. Is it something that you would rather wait until later to talk about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-05 08:07 am UTC (link)
	You've definitely got the hands for it. It's a little too dark of an answer for your birthday. Let's keep things light. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-05 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	They're pretty great, yeah. I'll accept that. But I would like to talk about it later. When it's not my birthday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-05 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Not too rough, but not too soft either. I don't know if Clint wants me drinking around you. And talking about it might have to have booze involved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-05 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	That makes it sound like I can't handle people drinking around me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-05 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	I think he doesn't want to tempt you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-05 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Will you at least talk to somebody about it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-05 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	I have, a little. It's easier to punch fratboys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-06 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Punching frat boys can be a lot of fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-06 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Especially when they make obnoxious remarks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-06 04:34 am UTC (link)
	How much longer until you get home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-06 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Almost there. I'm sorry if I'm depressing. I don't mean for it to be contagious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-06 05:37 am UTC (link)
	You're not depressing, Mary. I'm just worried about you. Should I stay dressed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-06 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry. I'm just.... Things will go back to normal when I get my face back. I'm sure. If I'm allowed to use that word. Not unless you want to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text aedwardstark 2016-04-06 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Normal for us anyway. I think you need some not naughty cuddling. At least at first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Text maryanne_walker 2016-04-06 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. As normal as can be expected. But it's your birthday. We can do naked, not so naughty, cuddling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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