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Bones, if you've got a moment please stop by my Office.

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We seem to have a problem here in Security's holding bay, Spock. I need your logical ass here asap.

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Captain. Security staff have recently apprehended two individuals who materialized in engineering without appropriate Starfleet authorisation. They are claiming to be from the early 21st century.

They are are hostile and potentially dangerous. The female has displayed abilities that are not characteristic of any known races in this quadrant.

Status: Private

I almost wonder if sending a robot who looks like she should be modeling on a beach somewhere back in time to protect me isn't a Vulcan practical joke.

Status: Public

So, the Enterprise seems to be attracting a lot of attention these days. Means we're picking up some new friends, so do be on your best behavior should these aliens ask for a little hospitality.