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[ Damon ]

What the fuck is a baby shower?

[ Geralt ]

Apparently there is going to be a party to celebrate Elena's child on Sunday. I informed those in charge that you will be attending.

Dear fellow Goodland residents,

Is there really no one to speak to about these ridiculous hats? No government? How do we not fall to anarchy?

Sincerely,
Ernie MacMillan

Very funny considering. Father and Mother would be tickled. This is my ironic hat.

This place has a curious sense of whimsy.

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You know, I kind of don't hate it.

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Asgard = fun! Neato! I really liked it. :) Pretty place. Reminded me of Krypton a little.

FRIENDS&FAM OF ELENA GILBERT [LADIES ONLY]

HEY. I hope you're all free Sunday, because Elena is VERY due to have her baby and I can't let that go without a baby shower for her!

So!! Please come to [ Restaurant here ] at 3pm and let's have fun with and for her! :)