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Constantine ([info]jconstantine) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-12-05 01:21:00

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Entry tags:!gamewideplot, active: enzo st. john, inactive: faith lehane, inactive: john constantine

Came home to find my little black bag sitting on my bed. It's not been the same without my bag of tricks, but I'll be damned if I'm thanking any gods for it!


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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-12-05 01:44 am UTC (link)
What kind of tricks?

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-05 01:52 am UTC (link)
You name it, darlin', I have it. Want a demon expelled, I'm your man. Need protective runes applied, ditto.

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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-12-05 03:17 am UTC (link)
Huh. Guess I'm more the old-fashioned type, 'cuz I just punch them until they're dead.

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-05 03:20 am UTC (link)
See, I don't exactly live a healthy existence. I prefer to exercise my brain and my drinking arm than my muscles.

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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-12-05 03:23 am UTC (link)
Slayer metabolism means I can drink and smoke and I still stay in shape. Plus, I like kicking evil's ass.

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-05 03:47 am UTC (link)
What's a Slayer? I want to be one cause the smokes and booze are going to kill me quicker than the demons. Can't turn down a good rumble, eh? I know the feeling.

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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-12-05 03:51 am UTC (link)
One girl in every generation Chosen to fight the vampires, demons, darkness, blah blah. And nah, I like bloodying my knuckles from time to time on something that fights back hard.

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-05 04:04 am UTC (link)
Aren't you the special unicorn? Me, I learned what I know the hard way. Books. Getting my arse handed to me on a plate. That sort of thing.

I don't go looking for fights, they find me Can't keep out of trouble, myself. Always something bigger and badder on the horizon trying to fuck with people that can't fight back.

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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-12-05 01:33 pm UTC (link)
Eh, not so much. There's another here, and where I'm from there are thousands of us now, cuz of a spell that activated all the potentials. Won't say it's been easy, but I've been doing this a few years and have it down pretty well. Before they got blown up, there was this whole group called the Watchers who did most of the book stuff.

Preaching to the choir, buddy.

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-06 12:47 am UTC (link)
That sounds like quite the spell! wouldn't mind learning it... So there are thousands of unicorns now? Does that mean you get days off, or just get to slay each other for a change?

Watchers sounds ominous. Don't tell me, they watch?

I'd give you a tentative 'amen' but knowing my luck some angel would hear and decide it was an invitation to fuck up my life.

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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-12-06 01:03 am UTC (link)
Sorry, witch that did it isn't here, but if red ever shows up, I'll steer her in your direction. More or less. B's got her group doing shit in Scotland and there are groups elsewhere. I'm kinda running solo, and handle a few of the deals no one else wants.

Something like that. They were mostly arrogant British assholes who walk around in suits talking about how you needed to follow the book on this and that, when most of them hadn't ever seen a vampire before. 'Cept under controlled situations. Most of them are dead now.

Sounds like my life.

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-06 01:39 am UTC (link)
That's one witch I'd love to meet. So you prefer to work alone, despite there being help? Because you like the rush or the lack of hassle?

Hey, I'll have you know some of the best people are arrogant British arseholes! Myself included, though I tend not to favour suits. Too constrictive. Also rules. Not into those either. So tell me they were killed by vampires, which would be a rather lovely irony, from the sounds of things.

You have a charmed life too, eh? That'll be why you drink and smoke.

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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-12-06 01:55 pm UTC (link)
Little of both. I mean, I've done the leader thing and it didn't work out so great. B and I are considered the senior Slayers, I guess, so I just let her handle most of that shit. I get calls when different skills are needed.

I've only known three of them who were decent, but that's because they all ended up breaking the rules. Every now and then, but no, the bulk of them were blown up by this primordial First Evil thing.

Comes with the destiny schtick.

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[info]superhopeful
2019-12-05 02:32 am UTC (link)
No gods, just elves! :P

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-05 03:21 am UTC (link)
Christ, I have to get used to elves as an actual thing now? Can I not thank them either?

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[info]superhopeful
2019-12-09 02:24 am UTC (link)
I mean, it'd be polite...? But, they don't really stick around for us to do that, it looks like. I'm gonna write an article about it, if you see one... Can I write about your experience in it? :)

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[info]12144
2019-12-05 04:27 am UTC (link)
You have a bag of tricks? Anything we should be worried about?

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-05 04:31 am UTC (link)
I don't know, what sort of thing generally worries you?

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[info]12144
2019-12-05 04:33 am UTC (link)
Things that could kill.

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-05 04:37 am UTC (link)
Oh I have plenty of things that could kill. The question is, why would I want to use them?

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[info]12144
2019-12-05 04:39 am UTC (link)
Why would you be happy to even have it?

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-05 04:47 am UTC (link)
Look mate, I'm a survivour. It's who I am and what I do. In fact I'm bloody shameless about it. More to the point I try to help people who can't fend for themselves survive too. Good/evil are both bullshit. We're all shades of gray in this life, but some are bigger bastards than others.

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[info]12144
2019-12-05 04:57 am UTC (link)
Good to know.

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-05 05:09 am UTC (link)
So now you know about me. John Constantine, Master of the Dark Arts, exorcist, demon-slayer and all that bollocks. What about you?

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[info]12144
2019-12-05 05:13 am UTC (link)
I'm Enzo. I haven't been here long. I'm still getting my barrings.

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-05 05:15 am UTC (link)
Likewise. It's a real head-fuck and I'm used to the strange and extraordinary.

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[info]12144
2019-12-05 05:18 am UTC (link)
As am I. But this, this is different.

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[info]jconstantine
2019-12-06 12:48 am UTC (link)
Definitely different. So what is your brand of strange and extraordinary, I can't wait to compare notes.

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Enzo | John
[info]12144
2019-12-06 01:07 am UTC (link)
Oh, you know, vampires, werewolves, witches, hybrids...

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Enzo | John
[info]jconstantine
2019-12-06 01:17 am UTC (link)
Ahhh, the old classics. Almost makes you warm and fuzzy inside, doesn't it? Which are you, then?

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Enzo | John
[info]12144
2019-12-06 01:18 am UTC (link)
What makes you think I'm anything?

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Enzo | John
[info]jconstantine
2019-12-06 01:26 am UTC (link)
Call it an itch I get when I sense defensiveness. Your first instinct was to be worried about my bag of tricks, which tells me you have something to be afraid of. If you're afraid then you have something to hide and if you have something to hide people generally don't understand your nature. Am I close?

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Enzo | John
[info]12144
2019-12-06 01:35 am UTC (link)
I'm not afraid. I just needed to know if you were someone that I and Bonnie need to stay away from.

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Enzo | John
[info]jconstantine
2019-12-06 01:40 am UTC (link)
And what's your judgement on that, Enzo? Staying away from the scary bag-man or getting a beer with him?

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Enzo | John
[info]12144
2019-12-06 01:41 am UTC (link)
I don't know yet. It's hard to judge someone over a network.

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Enzo | John
[info]jconstantine
2019-12-06 01:46 am UTC (link)
I'm an open book, mate. Happy to chat over a beer if this doesn't quite do it for you.

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Enzo | John
[info]12144
2019-12-06 02:06 am UTC (link)
We can do that.

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Enzo | John
[info]jconstantine
2019-12-06 02:18 am UTC (link)
Get your glad rags on, luv, we're going for a night on the town.

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Enzo | John
[info]12144
2019-12-06 02:35 am UTC (link)
Meet you outside?

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Enzo | John
[info]jconstantine
2019-12-06 02:36 am UTC (link)
With you in five. Hope you've got a head for drink, mate, cause I'm feeling thirsty.

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Enzo | John
[info]12144
2019-12-06 02:52 am UTC (link)
Oh, I do.

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