Oh, uh, I kind of turned most of a vampire controlled town against me because I corrected the popular girl when she said WWII was that dumb Chinese War. Then there was the whole trying to forge a powerful book and then actually finding it and having more then half the town wanted it so badly they were willing to burn me and my friends alive in our house? I mean I almost only died a few times, no big deal.
Wow! The spell really doesn't work here. I can totally talk about everything.