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Tweak says, "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!"

Nᴇʙᴜʟᴀ (cybertechnic) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-16 14:55:00

Entry tags:

active: clint barton, active: nebula

texts » nebula ~ barton

How are you doing? Are you alright?

'm fine. Christine fixed my nose and my shoulder is where it's meant to be.

Like I said, I've had worse.

I am still sorry that it took your nose breaking to realize.

My shoulder pops in and out anyway, Nat's put it back so many times it's stupid.

It's really not your fault Nebula.

Okay.

I made nachos. Would you like some? Can you eat them?

Like from scratch? I didn't realise you cooked. Is it cooking if it's chips?

With Morgan, sometimes. I know baking. Because she enjoyed cookies. Possibly still does.

Well I can definitely eat nachos.

I will bring you some. And coffee? Or soda?

Coffee. Getting the machine to work one handed is a bitch.

You said your shoulder is fine?

It's just stiff, it will be for a day or so. The bruising is intense.

Humans are so delicate.

What did we say about that word?

You don't like it. It's not inaccurate.

Only because you're mega space assassin. Like a terminator.

I do not know what that is.

Robot type from the future that can kill pretty much anything.

I am not a robot.

I know, I know. But the comparison is there.

But all that is to say, yes. Nachos and coffee would be nice.

Okay. I will bring some.

I could also clear the mess we left in Nat's studio.

Yeah? I can help, I'll just be slow.

You don't need to be injured to be slow.

Kicking a man when he's down.

It is an easy blow.

You're just all kinds of cruel, blue.

But not in ways that are seriously damaging.

At least you don't leave scars.

That cut on your face may scar

I'm used to it, nothing new.

Natasha doesn't mind?

Mind what? Scars? Doubt it.

You are a curious pair.

We get that a lot. But it works.

I suppose it does. Like Pepper and Tony.

We've known each other about the same length of time.

So you pick up quirks and the like.

It is interesting.

The way humans pick partners.

Very interesting. But very weird.

I'm not human. Your customs are still strange.

Then ask about them. But after nachos and coffee.

Fine.

So you're bringing nachos and coffee?

Yes. And then we are fixing Nat's studio.

It's a done deal.