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Eggsy "Galahad" Unwin ([info]makethman) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-08-11 23:50:00

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Entry tags:active: freddy freeman, active: tony stark, inactive: faith lehane

This is pure bullshit, this is.

I only just got back from America and I pretty much vowed never to fucking come here again. Is anybody gonna explain what's going on, or do I have to find out for myself??


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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-08-11 11:02 pm UTC (link)
What's wrong with America?

You must be new. I'm Freddy.

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[info]makethman
2019-08-11 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Nowt's wrong with it in particular, but I ain't had the best experiences in America.

Plus, London's way better than New York any day.

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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-08-11 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Oh, sorry.

The entity made it Paris once so maybe it can make it London if you ask?

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[info]makethman
2019-08-11 11:34 pm UTC (link)
See, about that. The Entity. Bit of an up-your-own-arse name, ain't it? Why the bloody hell am I here?

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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-08-11 11:53 pm UTC (link)
No one knows what it is or why it brings people here. I've been here like two months.

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[info]makethman
2019-08-12 01:03 am UTC (link)
Yeah? Been here or been trapped here?

Just. I had a lot of stuff to get to back home.

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[info]freemanspeaks
2019-08-12 01:12 am UTC (link)
I guess technically trapped, but it is not so bad. Only one really bad thing happened!

Oh, I'm sorry. Smart people say we both here and at home. I dunno.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-11 11:04 pm UTC (link)
There is a captain running around here that might have a stroke if he reads all those swears at once.

I'm Tony Stark. Get your note yet?

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[info]makethman
2019-08-11 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Some of the Captains I met were the ones that taught me to not speak without throwing in at least one 'fuck'.

Tony Stark as in I got a note. Apparently my rent's free for the first month, which is just wonderful.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-11 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Damn, I got gypped in the captain department.

If you need a job, I own a company. What skills do you have?

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[info]makethman
2019-08-12 12:06 am UTC (link)
Sounds a bit like it, bruv. What kind of captain? captain america?? lmao

Apprentice tailor. Sort of a jack of all trades, I guess. Know a bit about fixing cars 'cause I had a banger for a while. Good driver. Secret agent. Not much for tech stuff past the usual phone/tablet everyone and their mum has, but that ain't my job, anyway.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-12 12:09 am UTC (link)
I'll let him introduce himself.

I can always use a good tailor. One of my kids is into fixing cars. Maybe you two could talk.

No tech? Breaking what is left of my heart, man.

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[info]makethman
2019-08-12 12:14 am UTC (link)
Apprentice, so I ain't exactly the best. I work for Kingsman down on Savile Row, London. Got a bit lucky with it. I'm good with kids, though! Got a baby sister. I'm basically her dad, honestly.

I don't have anything against it. Just ain't exactly an expert and that's the kinda stuff better left to the experts. More than happy to make use of any tech given to me but I'm not gonna be making my own any time soon.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-12 12:18 am UTC (link)
Baby sister? How old? I have a daughter in my reality--

Fair enough. I do need customers.

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[info]makethman
2019-08-12 12:24 am UTC (link)
Two. She's a wee little thing, proper cute.

And here I was hoping you liked me enough to give 'em for free.

Don't think I ever introduced myself. Eggsy.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-12 12:29 am UTC (link)
Got any photos?

We'll see how you play your cards.

Eggsy. Story behind that one?

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[info]makethman
2019-08-12 12:46 am UTC (link)
Here, don't got many of her. Been away a lot lately.

There's a story behind it, sure.


[ooc; there's like no real images of her and she was unhappy in all of her scenes so pretend it's a nice one lol]

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-12 12:48 am UTC (link)
Beautiful.

Yeah? Been anywhere interesting?

For another time. Got it.

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[info]makethman
2019-08-12 12:50 am UTC (link)
Well, America. Kentucky to be precise. We had a tour of the Statesman whiskey distillery.

If you play your cards right, bruv.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-12 01:02 am UTC (link)
Nice.

Touché, grasshopper. I think I like you.

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[info]makethman
2019-08-12 01:17 am UTC (link)
It was alright. Never really got why everything's gotta be so big in America, but I guess I'm stuck here now.

If you do got job openings, I'd really appreciate you letting me know. Apparently I'm gonna need something while I'm stuck here, because fuck dragging people here and giving them somewhere permanent to sleep, right?

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-12 01:22 am UTC (link)
Go big or go home? Oh, wait, we can't.

I'm sure we could come up with something, but you might be more interested in the Youth Center that is opening. Talk to Jim Kirk. He might need some help.

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[info]makethman
2019-08-12 01:31 am UTC (link)
Touché.

I'll look into it, I guess. Dunno if I'm the best to be teaching impressionable young minds, though.

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[info]notyourplayboy
2019-08-12 01:33 am UTC (link)
Let me know. We will find you something.

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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-08-12 12:08 am UTC (link)
I'm still new but mostly out of fucks to give, so 50 bucks says you'll figure it out within the next 12 hours.

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[info]makethman
2019-08-12 12:41 am UTC (link)
You might be waiting a lil bit for your 50 bucks. I'm flat out broke without my bank account.

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[info]slayersocialwrk
2019-08-12 12:45 am UTC (link)
I dunno. Resourceful guy like you, I'm sure you'd come up with something.

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[info]makethman
2019-08-12 01:17 am UTC (link)
I could do with fifty dollars, like. Dunno if I'll ever know what's going on here.

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