Streets of Gotham

Hello, kiddos. It's your Uncle Bingo...

I was enjoying my stay at Chateau Arkham when a little bird told me Batman was gone. I said, 'Little Bird, why do you lie?' And it whispered into my cell, 'I have it on good authority.' Well I tell the little bird, 'There is no such thing as good authority.' I stab the little bird in the kidney.

Then other little birds start carrying this lie on the air, and I'm all out of sporks. So I listen closely to the chorus, and what a lark! You are all deceived.

There is a Batman. He just needs incentive to come out of the shadows.

Well.

Here I am. Incentive.

..................................who wants to play?