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“Burned mashed potatoes, rubberised steak, and liquid carrots?”

“I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“Sorry. I thought you enjoyed cooking, Severus.”

“Enjoy cooking? I despise it!”

“Oh. But at Christmas…”

“Everybody gives me sodding cookery books. I’m bloody sick of it!”

“I assumed…”

“That because I’m a Potions Master I like nothing more than poking ingredients all evening?”

“Sorry. Where are all your cookery books then?”

“I improve them.”

“Really? How?”

“I transfigure them into toilet paper.”

“Imaginative. So, how would you like to spend the evening?”

“I’d rather be poking a different ingredient.”

“Which is?”

“You.”

“Mmmm. Sounds delicious.”