Snape/Lupin Drabble Community

“... in the library...”

“Ha!”

“... with the candlestick.”

“Wrong.  I don’t even need to open the envelope to know that you’ve lost.  Again.”

“Ah well, I suppose I’ll just have to remove my... let’s see... ooh!  Trousers!”

“Lupin, I appreciate the idea, but I do believe that the pace of Cluedo is all wrong for our purposes.”

“You’re right.  How about Strip Monopoly?”

“Again, far too slow.”

“Strip Twister?”

“With your knees?”

“Fair point.  Strip Poker?”

“Certainly not!”

“Oops!  I forgot you don’t know how to play Poker.”

“That’s irrelevant.  We need something that’s fast.”

“Noughts and crosses?”

“Perfect.”