[info]spidermoth in [info]snupin100

location: home
mood: chipper
Title: "Momentous Occasions"
Author: Spidermoth
Word Count: 111
Rating: R (?)
Challenge: Snupin100 #141 "Dear Diary..."
Disclaimer: Created by JK, pilfered by me.
A/N: R rating for implied anal sex


 

"Oh my god…Oh god…nnnngggh…Severus!" Remus panted through the litany of moans Severus’s thrusts were forcing out of him.

"Oh fuck…oh fu…aaagghhh! REMUS!," Severus roared with him.

The two men collapsed in a tangle of limbs and labored breathing.

"Merlin!…I’ve never…"

Remus struggled to put words together.

"Wha's the name of that thing again?"

Severus dropped his arm off the side of the bed and retrieved some packaging.

"V.A.L." he read, squinting at the label. "’Vibrating Anal Lozenge’."

"Val," Remus repeated. "Whew… ‘Nice to meet you, Val, my new best friend.'"

"Ummm…must remember this date."

"Indeed," smiled Severus. "Write it down."

Remus’s laugh burbled up through his chest…

"Dear Diary…" he chuckled.


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Posted on Jan. 30th, 2008 at 01:15 pm | | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

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[info]sweetmelodykiss

Lol! V.A.L, what a great idea. Excellent!
Posted on Jan. 30th, 2008 06:36 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]spidermoth

Thanks, have no idea where the idea came from. Must have pulled it out of my a**!
Posted on Jan. 31st, 2008 02:56 am (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]alisanne

Bwahahahaahah!
Posted on Jan. 30th, 2008 07:08 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]spidermoth

Glad you found it funny. I was laughing when I wrote it!
Posted on Jan. 31st, 2008 02:57 am (UTC) | | Parent | Reply

[info]cordeliadelayne

Hee! Very good use of the prompt :D
Posted on Jan. 31st, 2008 01:11 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]spidermoth

Thanks. Guess you can tell what kind of stuff I think should go into diaries. *snort*
Posted on Jan. 31st, 2008 02:58 am (UTC) | | Parent | Reply