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Severus slid onto a seat at the end of the bar.  The bartender wiped out the sink whilst Severus took his time admiring the nice arse.  Then, the man turned.

 

"What will you have mate?" Remus asked.

 

"Lupin!  They allow animals in here now?"

 

"Naturally, they handle the snarky bastards the best."

 

"I am technically not a bastard."  Severus huffed.

 

"Dumping me and running constitutes bastard in my book."

 

Severus hopped off his stool.  "I'm taking my business elsewhere."

 

Remus grinned.  "You're allergic to goats."

Severus sighed and turned back.  "Firewhiskey neat."

 

"Man problems, love?"  Remus' eyes twinkled as he poured.