Title: Not Just any Rubber Duckie
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: #376 modesty
Characters: Remus/Severus
Warning: unbeta'd
Severus sputtered and spat as he watched Remus strip and then slip into the huge swimming pool-like tub in the men's staff bath.
Finally, words came out. "Have you no modesty?!" Severus demanded.
"I am neither vain nor boastful, Severus."
"Granted. You are, however, currently stark naked."
"I evened the playing field. You are without your armour and I am the same."
"What are you on about?"
"Would you be willing to accompany me to dinner in Hogsmeade?" Remus asked.
"Is this what Gryffindor's do for foreplay? It's a wonder your house hasn't died out completely."
"Is that a yes or no?"
alisanne
Very cute. Now I (and Remus) await Severus' answer. ;)
nimrod_9