Snape/Lupin Drabble Community

“Lupin, aren’t you going to eat?”

“Of course I am, it looks delicious.”

“As it should.  I’ve spent hours cooking.  Is that all you’re having?”

“I don’t approve of gluttony.”

“You, a glutton?  You look like a damn scarecrow!  Eat more; you need building up.”

“You sound like my Jewish mother.”

“Your mother isn’t Jewish.”

“And how would you know?”

“I’ve seen you naked, remember?”

“Mmmm, yes.  You had quite an appetite!”

“However, you don’t approve of gluttony.”

“I can make an exception.  For a tempting morsel.”

“Excellent.  Start nibbling.”

“Yes, mum.”

“As a passion killer, that’s first-rate.”

“I apologise.”