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“Lupin, I thought were where having drinks.”

Remus sauntered back into the kitchen.  “We are.”

Severus’ gaze worked back and forth across the counter.  “Perhaps you could explain why we have a fruit market in our kitchen.”

Remus grinned.  “Because I’m serving fruit with the drinks.  Nantaimori style.”

“What?!”  Severus sputtered.

“Well, you did remove all your hair this morning.  It gave me the idea.”

“You expect me to lay naked on a table while covered with fruit and have strange men eat it off of me?”

“They aren’t that strange, Severus.”

“What about Lucius or Longbottom for that matter?”