snarrymod (snarrymod) wrote in snarry_games, @ 2009-07-01 21:08:00 |
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Entry tags: | free for all, opening games |
OPENING GAMES FREE-FOR-ALL CHALLENGE No. 11 from persepolis130!
Wheeeee! More Limericks! We love limericks here at the Games. Our next Free For All is a series of limericks, and we hope you enjoy!
Title: Ode(s) to Ginny: A Limerick Treatise on Soulmates
Author/Artist: persepolis130
Thing/Place/Action:
(A) newt, cave, shouting
(B) naughty picture, forest/woods, walking
(C) wand, bath/loo, shouting
(D) paper, the Muggle cinema, walking
(E) an alcoholic beverage, a creaky old house, hiding
(F) shouting, street corner, paper
Drabble/Drawble/Ficlet/Limerick?: Limericks
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: R
Notes/Disclaimers/Betas Thanks to luthe_n for the beta job and aviam for the moral support!
(A)
One day Harry brewed up a Potion in class
And blew up his newt in a fabulous blast.
To a cave Snape then took him,
He screamed and he shook him,
But Harry grinned wide when he paddled his arse.
(B)
There once was a wizard from Spinner's End,
Whose penis did have a peculiar bend.
With Harry, he walked in the woods
Proceeded to show him the goods,
And then to Miss Weasley, the pictures did send.
(C)
There once was an old Potions Master,
Who one night with Harry got plastered.
In the loo, he was fond
Of fondling Potter's wand,
'Til Gin shrieked, "Put your clothes on, you bastard!"
(D)
Harry's new wife had some really great tits,
That she showed to the Muggles in porno flicks.
Though Snape walked like a bat,
Harry'd rather tap that,
So he tore that damned Epilogue to bits!
(E)
Out in the Shrieking Shack Ginny did hide,
Drunk to the gills, margarita by her side.
Her husband was a fairy,
If she'd only shipped Snarry,
The fangirls would gush, and she'd still have her pride!
(F)
Ginny then shrieks on the street with surprise
The very next day when the Prophet she buys:
Snarry sex was so crazy,
They had an Mpreg baby
With greasy black hair and Lily's green eyes!