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snarrymod ([info]snarrymod) wrote in [info]snarry_games,
@ 2009-07-01 21:08:00

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Entry tags:free for all, opening games

OPENING GAMES FREE-FOR-ALL CHALLENGE No. 11 from persepolis130!
Wheeeee! More Limericks! We love limericks here at the Games. Our next Free For All is a series of limericks, and we hope you enjoy!


Title: Ode(s) to Ginny: A Limerick Treatise on Soulmates
Author/Artist: [info]persepolis130
Thing/Place/Action:
(A) newt, cave, shouting
(B) naughty picture, forest/woods, walking
(C) wand, bath/loo, shouting
(D) paper, the Muggle cinema, walking
(E) an alcoholic beverage, a creaky old house, hiding
(F) shouting, street corner, paper
Drabble/Drawble/Ficlet/Limerick?: Limericks
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: R
Notes/Disclaimers/Betas Thanks to [info]luthe_n for the beta job and [info]aviam for the moral support!





(A)
One day Harry brewed up a Potion in class
And blew up his newt in a fabulous blast.
To a cave Snape then took him,
He screamed and he shook him,
But Harry grinned wide when he paddled his arse.

(B)
There once was a wizard from Spinner's End,
Whose penis did have a peculiar bend.
With Harry, he walked in the woods
Proceeded to show him the goods,
And then to Miss Weasley, the pictures did send.

(C)
There once was an old Potions Master,
Who one night with Harry got plastered.
In the loo, he was fond
Of fondling Potter's wand,
'Til Gin shrieked, "Put your clothes on, you bastard!"

(D)
Harry's new wife had some really great tits,
That she showed to the Muggles in porno flicks.
Though Snape walked like a bat,
Harry'd rather tap that,
So he tore that damned Epilogue to bits!

(E)
Out in the Shrieking Shack Ginny did hide,
Drunk to the gills, margarita by her side.
Her husband was a fairy,
If she'd only shipped Snarry,
The fangirls would gush, and she'd still have her pride!

(F)
Ginny then shrieks on the street with surprise
The very next day when the Prophet she buys:
Snarry sex was so crazy,
They had an Mpreg baby
With greasy black hair and Lily's green eyes!




Thank you, [info]persepolis130!!

Stay tuned for more Opening Games Free For All!

Set your clocks - The 2009 Snarry Mixed Games begins posting in one (1) month, beginning AUGUST 1!

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[info]aeryun
2009-07-02 04:20 am UTC (link)
They are all great, but D is my fav! :)

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:22 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, mine too!

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[info]alisanne
2009-07-02 04:24 am UTC (link)
Ahahahahaahah!
They all made me chuckle, lol!
Hilarious. *g*

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:22 pm UTC (link)
Thanks so much, glad they made you laugh!

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[info]accio_kilt
2009-07-02 04:58 am UTC (link)
Oh these were most awesome indeed,
since for a chuckle I was in great need!

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:24 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! If I were actually awake this morning, I'd rhyme back at you, but alas, only the tea is keeping me from faceplanting =)

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[info]accio_kilt
2009-07-03 06:56 pm UTC (link)
I rise at 4am for work and was pre-coffee. I've no bloody idea where that came from...! *snort*

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[info]snapessecret
2009-07-02 05:44 am UTC (link)
All very good!

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:24 pm UTC (link)
Thank you!

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[info]whitestar
2009-07-02 06:33 am UTC (link)
Haha, I loved D ^_^

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:24 pm UTC (link)
Thanks so much!

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[info]amanitamuscaria
2009-07-02 06:49 am UTC (link)

What an excellent half-dozen to wake up to!

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:24 pm UTC (link)
Yay, thank you!

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[info]majmunka
2009-07-02 07:19 am UTC (link)
All awesome but my favourite is B.
Reason #1: I love that peculiar bend from RLE
Reason #2: You are so deliciously evil *gggg*

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:26 pm UTC (link)
You know, I think way too much about Snape's schlong, so I had to fit it in there somewhere LOL. Evil is the new Good!

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[info]unbroken_halo
2009-07-02 07:52 am UTC (link)
LOL! These are great!

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:26 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! And nice icon!

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[info]awrence
2009-07-02 01:09 pm UTC (link)
All hilarious but B & E are real standouts!

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:27 pm UTC (link)
Thanks so much! Poor Ginny!

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[info]felaine
2009-07-02 04:29 pm UTC (link)
*falls over ded with laughter*
Can't pick a favorite; they are all too good.

Favorite line:
'Til Gin shrieked, "Put your clothes on, you bastard!"

Hee hee.
Felaine

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:28 pm UTC (link)
See, that just goes to show that Ginny has no taste. If she did, she'd've watched!

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[info]accioslash
2009-07-02 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Hee! They're all fun, but I was thrilled to see you finally gave Snape his green-eyed baby in the last one. ;D

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:29 pm UTC (link)
After all the crap he went through, I figured he deserved it LOL. Thanks for reading!

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[info]bluemoondreamer
2009-07-03 12:45 am UTC (link)
Thank you! This was the most side-splitting, laugh out loud, guffaw moment I have had in DAYS!

I can't even name a favorite, they all compliment each other so well!

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-03 01:30 pm UTC (link)
Thanks so much! Snarry wins, Ginny loses!!

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[info]singlewoman
2009-07-03 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Very clever and funny.

Thanks for the laugh.

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-06 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for reading! (Though I'd smirk harder if I were shagging Snape =)

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[info]joanwilder
2009-07-04 03:34 am UTC (link)
Most excellent! I snorted my way through them. Poor Ginny...not! 'C' was my favorite, though. You have a gift!

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-06 08:02 pm UTC (link)
LOL Ginny can suck it. Thanks much!

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[info]plantinshadows
2009-07-04 10:54 pm UTC (link)
hilarious! I like the 'peculiar bend! wahaha.. loved all of them!

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-06 08:02 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure it's a very *ahem* NICE bend, though! LOL

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[info]torino10154
2009-07-05 04:14 pm UTC (link)
LMAO! Absolutely spectacular, all of them. Great job.

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[info]persepolis130
2009-07-06 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Thank you! And I love your icon, but I have to disagree! =)

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[info]elvirablue
2009-07-06 08:31 pm UTC (link)
These were all fun to read, but B and C are my favourites. I loved this:

In the loo, he was fond
Of fondling Potter's wand

Very witty!

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[info]anya_elizabeth
2009-07-16 05:52 pm UTC (link)
Hahahaa... I think love D the best. And E. And the mpreg baby, lol.

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[info]szefi
2009-07-26 08:07 pm UTC (link)
These were fun! Can't decide which if them love more - maybe D due to tearing up the epilogue:)

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[info]centaury_squill
2009-07-29 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Yay for epilogue-tearing! They all made me laugh. :D

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[info]indecentfantasy.livejournal.com
2009-08-01 03:21 am UTC (link)
LOL those were awesome! The "peculiar bend" made me giggle - I read Reconciling Lily's Eyes and I really liked it! And mmm I'd love to tap that too ;P

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[info]whatthefuckbenj
2009-08-01 09:11 pm UTC (link)
lol hilarious! I love how you incorporated Snarry =)

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[info]ensnarryed
2009-08-05 01:24 am UTC (link)
Limericks! Oh, how I missed limerics! (esp. dirty, pr0n-y, HOT, snarry limericks!)

Thank You!
= = =
In the muggle world is such a 'thing' as snarry
Because Snape and Harry were made to marry
By those who believe in true love
(And giving Fate a shove)
Oh, to be happy with Harry!

[I had a bit of trouble with that last line, though!^^)

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[info]reikokatsura
2009-08-09 05:18 am UTC (link)
These were all absolutely delightful! All 6 of them were very nicely done! Incredible! Thanks so much for sharing!

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