Aw Snap Threads

Who: Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff
What: A first date for two people who have very possibly never gone on an actual first date before.
When: Tonight.
Where: The Doors have offered up a magical mystery dining location. The Doors are assholes.
Rating: PG!

( This was a normal thing, right? This was a very normal suggestion to make. )

Who: Bucky Barnes, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff
What: Can't recluse for very long in a town this small, Bucklesby, sorry.
When: A day after Constantine's cockalicious birthday bash.
Where: Bucky's home.
Rating: E for emotions, I think, but probably fine otherwise.

( James had said he would call. James hadn't called. )

Who: Everyone (yes even you!)
What: It's a birthday party!
When: Friday night
Where: Pancho's

( Demons and Dick Cake )

Who: Klaus Hargreeves, Harley Quinn, Stephen Strange, John Constantine, Natasha Romanoff (and anyone else who wanted to be there)
What: It's Ouija time
When: Witching hour
Where: Center of town

( It's only a game isn't it? )

Who: Carol Danvers and Natasha Romanoff
What: Friendly dropkicking, probably
When: Daytime, sunlight, no one's brooding
Where: Near the lake.
Rating: Moderate, punching, swearing, etceteraing.

( Erotic Tales of Vampirca: The Bloodsucking Seductress. )

Who: Steve Rogers Natasha Romanoff
What: Walking
When: Sunset
Where: Around home
Rating: E for Emotional and also Endgame Spoilers

( Hold my hand. )

Who: Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff
What: Sleepover, complete with nail-painting.
When: Night-time, post emotioning.
Where: Clint's nest lol get it that's a bird joke.
Rating: Probably starting mild, will updated if need be! Updated to "need be". Also WARNINGS FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS, againsies.

( Using the verb 'claw' in reference to 'peaceful moment' was probably anathema to the entire concept of peace itself. )

Who: Tony Stank and Natasha Romanoff
What: Adventuring, getting the lay of the land, probably more emotioning.
When: Todaaaay!
Where: Tony's house to start, but perhaps around they will go and where they will stop and nobody knows.
Rating: Moderate, maybe some swearing! Also BIG WARNINGS FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS AS UZH.

( Whatever the world, Tony Stark was never hard to find. There was something comforting in that. )

Who: Natasha & Kate
What: GIRL TALK
When: Today
Where: COFFEE
Rating: G for gushing and gossip

( Kate was totally 100% ready for this, except that she wasn't )

Who: Natasha Romanoff and Bucky Barnes
What: I have an emotional bomb, you have an emotional bomb, everybody's got an emotional bomb!
When: A day or so after Natasha's arrival.
Where: A walk in the woods.
Rating: Moderate, maybe some swearing! Also BIG WARNINGS FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS.

( I remember everything. )

WHO Carol Danvers (MCU) and Natasha Romanoff (MCU)
WHAT: Meeting and catching up
WHEN: Late Saturday Night
WHERE: Pancho's/Carol's place
RATING: Moderate (drinking and swearing are likely)


( Carol missed the wall )

WHO: Clint Barton (616), Natasha Romanoff (MCU)
WHAT: Meeting. Sort of. Not exactly.
WHEN: Saturday evening
WHERE: COFFEE.
WARNINGS: MOST DEFINITELY ENDGAME SPOILERS.

( May your past be the sound of your feet upon the ground. )