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St. John Allerdyce ([info]untamedinferno) wrote in [info]snapthread,
@ 2019-09-18 12:23:00

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Entry tags:peter quill (mcu), st john allerdyce (616)

WHO: St. Johnette Allerdyce (616) and Peter Quill (MCU).
WHAT: John wants to mess with his friend.
WHERE: Outside Peter's house.
WHEN: Wednesday late morning.
RATING: Low.

Kitty had said to be nice. Kitty had said don't mess with people. Kitty had said that he should warn people what had happened to him.

Kitty, for all things great that she was, was entirely wrong in this situation. John was going to one hundred percent fucking with Quill. The plan was devised with his Squirtles, and they were off. Catching Quill leaving his house, John left the house at the same time while his Squirtle companions left out the back.

Seeing Peter, Johnette waved happily. "Oh darlin', you must be the neighbor." She called out while going down the steps with a bounce in her step. Since coming back as a woman, Kitty had found some clothes to fit, well a woman. Unfortunately, the casual jeans and blouse made the crown on her head just pop all the more. "I'm new around these parts, but I'm starting to get a feel for this cute little town." John added with a wide smile. "When good ole Johnny said we had a neighbor, I didn't expect the man to be so.." There was a feigned shiver. "Delectable." A normal man might have found those words pushing the line, but John was well and comfortable with his sexuality. Quill was good looking, just insanely the wrong sex.

Plus in this moment, he had to sell it. With a bright smile, and a twinkle in her eye. "Do tell me what your name is. I might need to know it later." There was a pause as she approached to offer her hand out with her knuckles. "Most call me, Princess, but I insist you call me," Fuck a name?! "Jenny." Good save.


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[info]absolute_badass
2019-09-22 03:04 pm UTC (link)
Quill was totally awkward. But he'd never, ever admit to it and definitely didn't want to hear about it. He likened himself to someone who was very smooth and cool -- an action hero, for sure.

Not that he was acting like that right now, because he absolutely wasn't. No, right now he was one hundred ten percent awkward. "I've met plenty of royalty," Quill said, frowning. "Most of them were too good to go and allow random mouths to be touching their hands." The Sovereign were too good for most things, in fact. "I'm just looking out for you," he said fairly, because a kiss on the hand -- and all this flirtation that this lady was piling on would only end up with her getting throat punched by Gamora, no doubt.

So yeah, he didn't kiss her hand. That'd be weird.

"John never struck me as a threesome sorta guy," Quill said, because while she painted a not very subtle picture of the three of them "hitting it off", Quill would go right ahead and say it. "I'm not a treasure. I'm just, y'know. A dude. With a girlfriend. Not that you aren't, you know. Very terran and pretty. But I'm not much of a harem sorta guy."

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[info]untamedinferno
2019-09-23 05:35 am UTC (link)
Action hero, right. Awkward hero more like it.

Out of the corner of his eye, John saw the Squirtle duo in place waiting for his signal to spray the poor unsuspecting man. Sure it was cruel to put Quill in an awkward position, and of course if John thought it through - there would be a certain amount of fear about Gamora stabbing him in his new very beautiful and stupid face. Though Quill was much to easy to want to mess with. Of course, Quill was good enough to keep that in mind. Feigning sadness.

Then there was a devilish smirk while John took a step back. "I'm not, I just needed you to stand in one place for this." John signaled the pair of turtles to jump out and immediately spraying the poor man down with water. It lasted a good fifteen seconds before the turtles stopped and looked to John, well lady John. "Nice job you two." John crouched ignoring poor Peter for that moment. John patted the turtles on their heads and they ran off.

"So yeah." John turned to face Quill again while standing. "It's John." Pointing to the crown aloft the blonde hair. "Crazy magic crown."

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[info]absolute_badass
2019-09-24 09:48 pm UTC (link)
That was --

what?

Peter only stood there, sopping wet for a long, long moment -- his t-shirt sticking to places no shirt had a right to, and his jeans just gone unfortunate against his thighs and shins. Now that he had a moment to move past the terrible flirting and the self-satisfied squirtles and really look at this lady --

Yeah. He could see some John in there. Prettier, sure, but still John. It really spoke volumes about this place (or maybe just his life) that he wasn't even wildly surprised with the knowledge, now that he had it. "You're an asshole," he declared.

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[info]untamedinferno
2019-09-25 03:57 am UTC (link)
The look on Quills face. The confusion, the soaking wet confusion was exactly what he wanted in life. Well, in this moment to say the least. There was a nod as if John was confirming what Quill was working out in his own head.

"Mhm"

Then he was called an asshole, and Johnette broke out laughing. Not that normal laugh he was known for, but something to fit his form now. "Yeah," John commented stepping a little closer leaning in some. "Come now, not that big of an asshole." John attempted to confirm. "More like seventy - thirty split." Shrugging some, John smirked.

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[info]absolute_badass
2019-09-26 01:13 am UTC (link)
Yeah, no. Seventy-thirty didn't seem like a good numbered split to him and Peter shook his head to say so, water falling from his hair and dripping down the bridge of his nose. This was so not cool.

"A pretty big one," he responded, because John was always kind of an asshole and even when pranks were made in good fun, it could still be assholery. And Quill wasn't really mad or anything, although he did feel pretty stupid about that whole flirting thing, but look, there was no way he could have known that John was a woman now. Even in most of the universe that sort of thing happening randomly wasn't normal.

And to be fair, he was kind of an asshole too, because John stepping nearer had Quill dropping to the ground in order to sweep her feet out from underneath her.

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[info]untamedinferno
2019-09-26 05:09 am UTC (link)
Alright, Quill was right, and John was pretty much just an asshole. It was second nature and what he knew best. Though he would argue in his defense that he was this way because... people were stupid and it was his coping mechanism. Or some bullshit.

Ultimately he just hated most people. Not Quill, but most others.

His approach was innocent, even possibly to apologize, but instead of being greeted with coy banter John was greeted with having his legs kicked out from under him and John found himself on his back staring at the sky. Laying there not moving, John considered a number of things. Then there was a soft chuckle. "Kay. That's fair."

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[info]absolute_badass
2019-09-26 05:18 am UTC (link)
Yeah. It absolutely was fair. Quill had thought so too -- or else he'd have never done it.

Now, so long as he didn't pay mind to the emotional pain he'd had to go through while listening to Jenny talk about having a threesome with his bestie and the other dimension Starlord's ex-fiance, they were more or less even.

So he grinned, boyish and pleased and stepped back enough to show he was done, hands up. "Totally fair. So -- uh? What the hell, man."

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[info]untamedinferno
2019-09-26 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Bringing himself up to his feet, John dusted himself off casually. "Yeah. Now I am a damn gorgeous lady." John commented. "Kitty and I went through the doors to go find stuff to go with the pool, like tiki torches and bullshit, but ended up in a world that was insanely weird." There was a moment of thought. "Like there was a talking mushroom person, who's race was Toadstool and his name was Nas-T." Leaning against Quills house John chuckled. "It was weird."

Waving a hand dismissively John then pointed to the crown aloft his head.

"Anyway, so I touched this floating glowing box that was flashing a question mark, and this thing popped out and started moving towards me." A baseless expression crossed his feminine features. "I touched it." A sigh. "Poof." John then pushed off the house and did a spin. "I'm Australia's next top model."

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[info]absolute_badass
2019-09-26 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Well. Peter had asked, hadn't he? And frankly, he hadn't really known what he'd been expecting with that anyway. There was no way the story was going to be anything beside batshit crazy.

So. It wasn't even really a shock. Peter just nodded along and decided that sure, why not. That's what happened in weird worlds that had mushroom people in them.

He was best friends with a raccoon. It wasn't that weird.

"Cool," he decided on. "Can you change back?"

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[info]untamedinferno
2019-09-28 04:25 am UTC (link)
Quill sure did ask. Not that this was anything normal. What was normal now-a-days anyway? The story was absolutely insane, that was for sure.

"I sure the fuck can't." John commented smoothly regarding his form. "Well, I can, in time I guess." Shaking his head some John continued. "There was no helpful answers on when or how I change back, so we're just waiting for it."

Sighing some, John switched topics.

"So you and your girl?" There was a raise in his brows. "You guys making progress or is it still slow going?"

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[info]absolute_badass
2019-09-29 12:20 am UTC (link)
"Well at least you've still got opposable thumbs," Quill said, eyebrows dipping down in a concerned sort of frown. What shit luck. What a weird thing to happen.

Then again, John was in a good enough of a mood to be pulling pranks so.... it was probably fine. Things would work out; Peter was something of an optimist.

But then his expression went a bit sappy and pleased. "It's - pretty great. She remembered stuff. Like, from her future. Which would sound weird if we weren't here. But you know. So. She remembers us now. And it's fucking--" Well. He just grinned.

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[info]untamedinferno
2019-09-29 05:18 am UTC (link)
"Small blessings, guy." To really solidify the thumb thing, John waggled his thumbs at Quill while taking notice of them. Looking at his hands now John sighed. "It's really weird though. It feels like me, but I look at me and it's the most surreal feeling." Glancing to Quill, John laughed. "It was even more surreal looking in the mirror for the first time."

Yeah, John was good with the change. Sure he wanted to go back to normal. He had spent many years of his life as a man and frankly he still felt that he should be a man. But with the help of Kitty, John found that adjusting was quite easy, and being a woman wasn't bad at all. At least here, compared to the real world.

There was a smile that was brought to John's face. A genuine happy smile. "That's great." Sighing some, Pyro was pleased to hear that. "Just like that though, she just remembered stuff?"

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[info]absolute_badass
2019-10-01 08:49 pm UTC (link)
"I bet," Quill said, not really able to imagine -- or letting himself imagine -- what it might be like to suddenly be in the body of a woman. He wasn't strictly mature enough to not feel himself up immediately, he was pretty sure. But that was between him and only him. Well, if it happened to him, it'd be between him and Gamora. Obviously.

"Yeah," he agreed, dipping his head to the side before he started trying to wring the water out of his shirt. It was a loss though, he'd have to go change. "Just -- had a dream about it all, sorta? It was weird. And -- I dunno. Good, you know? Even though it didn't end well. She's here now, and she's on the same page as me which -- I didn't think that was ever really gonna be a thing again."

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[info]untamedinferno
2019-10-02 03:44 am UTC (link)
As if reading his mind. "Kitty had to tell me to stop feeling myself up in public!" John almost shouted, as his hands shot up groped up his now very new breasts. "She doesn't get it, as a male I have spent over half my life interested in these and driven by them." There was a pause as his eyes were on Peter's and he realized what he was doing. Well, this was awkward.

"So.." Yeah. He wasn't quite mature enough either, but John wasn't very bashful. "It's weird." John confirmed. "I'm not talking about the lady bits and stuff. His hands coming off his own body. "Like things feel different. I touch something, and its off." John held his hands out palms up, showing the silky smooth skin. "Like, my hands aren't calloused or scarred from fire.." There was a shift. He'd leave some of the more intimate details of what else felt different. Like how Kitty's hands on him had a whole different tingle than before.

The way Peter talked though. "That's awesome, man." Pyro nodded to Peter. "That's incredible, and I'm stoked you have your... her?" John scrunched his face at Peter. "It's weird. She's yours, but technically not?" There was a shrug. "Fuck semantics. I'm just glad you two found each other." A sideways glance at his house. He got it kinda. He found Kitty here, and they were bitter enemies previously.

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[info]absolute_badass
2019-10-03 12:33 am UTC (link)
Hey, they'd all be there if the situation was reversed. That was just a fact. There'd be no way that touching wouldn't be on the table, because who the heck didn't wanna know what it felt like from the other side?

"Weird," Peter said, head tilting to the side somewhat to think about that. It was a weird concept, things feeling different since feeling was so -- normal? Exactly as it was? He didn't know. Quill supposed it wasn't better so much as different, and that was hard to describe, no doubt.

He grinned a little, lifting his shoulders. "She's her. She's always been her. But now it's a ....more mine version, I guess? But thanks. I'm-- you know. It's cool. She's." Well. Quill didn't really know. She just was, and he loved her more than anything. And it made him smile like an idiot.

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[info]untamedinferno
2019-10-03 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Gotta play with the new bits and bobs that you weren't normally theirs. John would be quite interested in how a woman would mess with themselves if they suddenly had a 'swinging d' between their legs.

"Weird." John confirmed before shutting his yap to listen to what Quill had to say about Gamora. That was another situation he wasn't sure how it'd go for him. If he woke up and Kitty just didn't remember him for example? Or if his Kitty left this place and a different Kitty came from a different timeline or dimension or whatever! It had to be difficult to navigate. So listening to Quill was heartwarming, even for the coldhearted Pyro. So the idiot smile on Quills face, made John punch his shoulder lightly.

"Stop that." Not that he truly wanted him to actually stop. "You smile any bigger and your face might be consumed by it."

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[info]absolute_badass
2019-10-03 10:06 pm UTC (link)
"Ow," Quill said, rubbing at his shoulder even though it hadn't hurt even a little bit. That wasn't the point. The point was theatrics. Probably. Maybe?

"Shut up," he countered, and it wasn't a very good counter but it was true he was smiling like an idiot and that was a pretty regular occurrence these days. "Frickin... anyway. I have to go change now, jerk."

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[info]untamedinferno
2019-10-04 06:41 pm UTC (link)
With that all being finalized. John smirked to his friend.

"Alright. Fair enough. I'll let you get your happy ass changed." John patted Quill on his upper arm. "Glad you and your girl are doing well." Pyro smirked. "Also glad she didn't come out while I was being a hot and heavy mess." With a wave, John started away from Quill.

"Come by some time. Have a beer or seven." John waved over his shoulder to the man.

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