Bringing himself up to his feet, John dusted himself off casually. "Yeah. Now I am a damn gorgeous lady." John commented. "Kitty and I went through the doors to go find stuff to go with the pool, like tiki torches and bullshit, but ended up in a world that was insanely weird." There was a moment of thought. "Like there was a talking mushroom person, who's race was Toadstool and his name was Nas-T." Leaning against Quills house John chuckled. "It was weird."
Waving a hand dismissively John then pointed to the crown aloft his head.
"Anyway, so I touched this floating glowing box that was flashing a question mark, and this thing popped out and started moving towards me." A baseless expression crossed his feminine features. "I touched it." A sigh. "Poof." John then pushed off the house and did a spin. "I'm Australia's next top model."