Prompt: Die Hard
Word Count: 100
“…and he’s right. There are hybrid Canadian clabbert Kermit elves.” The Muggle Studies professor sat with his elbows on the edge of Minerva’s desk, head in his hands, hair sticking up through his fingers. “My God, Minerva, we’ve already announced the film. We can’t not show it.”
“Is there any way this Mr. Henson could have known? Was he a squib?” Minerva poured a glass of single malt and all but waved it under his nose.
“No. It’s coincidence.” The Muggle Studies professor took a shaky gulp. “Dear God, if Hagrid finds out – “
It was Minerva’s turn to drink.