Prompt: Die Hard
Word Count: 100
“Canadian elves?” The Muggle Studies professor gaped. “My sister lives in Toronto. If they had green house elves she’d know about it.”
“Unless she’s married to a pureblood, she wouldn’t.” Severus flipped to a still of Gonzo the Great. “This is simply a puppet. But this – “ he pointed at a still of Kermit and Robin “ – looks like a type of elf they have near Quebec City. They’re descended from experiments that Gilbert-Yves-Marie DePouffe conducted on clabberts – “
“Clabberts?”
“ – and some particularly unfortunate house elves.” Severus closed The Muppet Movie Souvenir Picture Book. “You could look it up.”