Challenge: customer service
Word Count: 100
“Welcome to Ollivander's 24 Hour Wandline. My name is Severus. How may I offer you excellent customer service?”
“My son dipped his father's wand in slug juice and the varnish came right off. Does he need a new one?”
“Only if your husband - “
“Boyfriend. We're saving up to marry.”
“I see. Is he having difficulty casting spells?”
“That's the problem, isn't it? He's out feeding the occamys so he doesn't know. Yet. ”
“Test it while he's unconscious. If the spell backfires, bring it in for a quick dip. Good luck.“