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ellid (
ellid
) wrote in
snape100
,
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2018
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05
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07
07:38:00
Title: Tech Support, I
Challenge: customer service
Word Count: 100
“Welcome to Ollivander's 24 Hour Wandline. My name is Severus. How may I offer you excellent customer service?”
“My son dipped his father's wand in slug juice and the varnish came right off. Does he need a new one?”
“Only if your husband - “
“Boyfriend. We're saving up to marry.”
“I see. Is he having difficulty casting spells?”
“That's the problem, isn't it? He's out feeding the occamys so he doesn't know. Yet. ”
“Test it while he's unconscious. If the spell backfires, bring it in for a quick dip. Good luck.“
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