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May 8th, 2018

ellid @ 07:48 am: Title: Tech Support, II
Challenge: customer service
Word Count: 100



“Welcome to Ollivander's 24 Hour Wandline. My name is Severus. How may I offer you excellent customer service?”

“The first time I used my new wand, it did nothing but spark! This is - ”

“Could you describe the problem in more detail? Mr. Ollivander will need more information to perform a proper diagnosis.”

“I told you, it sparks - “

“What spell were you attempting to cast?”

“Electricae maximus for my Muggle sister-in-law during a storm, and - “

“Sir. That spell produces sparks. Your wand is fine.”

“Oh. Never mind.”

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