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Title: Burns Night, III
Challenge: Snape and Scotland
Word Count: 100
Severus' digestion had almost returned to normal when an elf poofed into existence by his fireplace. "Master Snape, sir? You is forgetting dessert! The kitchen elves is working all day!"
He groaned. Last year's dessert had been a whisky-soaked lump of a cake that could induce a hangover ten feet away. "I am indisposed."
"We is to bring you back, sir!" Another elf, this one in a tartan tea towel, appeared. "Cake is ready!"
"Absolutely not. I am not - "
"And shortbread," chimed in the tartanless elf.
"Shortbread?" Severus sat up. Why did Minerva have to serve his favorite?
Challenge: Snape and Scotland
Word Count: 100
Severus' digestion had almost returned to normal when an elf poofed into existence by his fireplace. "Master Snape, sir? You is forgetting dessert! The kitchen elves is working all day!"
He groaned. Last year's dessert had been a whisky-soaked lump of a cake that could induce a hangover ten feet away. "I am indisposed."
"We is to bring you back, sir!" Another elf, this one in a tartan tea towel, appeared. "Cake is ready!"
"Absolutely not. I am not - "
"And shortbread," chimed in the tartanless elf.
"Shortbread?" Severus sat up. Why did Minerva have to serve his favorite?