Snape 100

ellid @ 07:36 am: Title: Valentine's Day at Hogwarts, II
Challenge: Snape's Valentine's Day
Word Count: 100


"Now." Professor Snape gestured to an elf, which obediently handed him a plain box. "There is a reason for the physical differences between men and women. Is anyone willing to volunteer these differences, or must I call on someone?"

Blaise Zabini raised one hand with a negligent sneer. "To perpetuate the wizarding race, of course."

Professor Snape sneered back. "Wrong, Mr. Zabini. To perpetuate the human race. That this unfortunately includes Muggles is the reason for this class."

He held up a long ribbon of packaged condoms and a courgette. "Pay close attention as I demonstrate proper technique - "

torino10154 @ 11:16 am: Everyday
Title: Everyday
Author: torino10154
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR.
A/N: Unbeta'd. Written for snape100's Challenge 371: Snape's Valentine's Day.