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Title: Valentine's Day at Hogwarts, I
Challenge: Snape's Valentine's Day
Word Count: 100
"This is ridiculous." Draco Malfoy sneered at the chalkboard set up in the Slytherin Common Room. "Sex education? That's our parents' job. My father will - "
"Your father is among those who suggested that 14 February might be an appropriate time to refresh student memories about the realities of life." Professor Snape strode to the chalkboard and spun it over to reveal diagrams of the human body. "He is concerned about, and I quote, 'indiscriminate breeding on the part of the young.'"
Draco slumped in his chair, cheeks flaming. Professor Snape tapped the chalkboard.
"Let's begin with basic anatomy…."
Challenge: Snape's Valentine's Day
Word Count: 100
"This is ridiculous." Draco Malfoy sneered at the chalkboard set up in the Slytherin Common Room. "Sex education? That's our parents' job. My father will - "
"Your father is among those who suggested that 14 February might be an appropriate time to refresh student memories about the realities of life." Professor Snape strode to the chalkboard and spun it over to reveal diagrams of the human body. "He is concerned about, and I quote, 'indiscriminate breeding on the part of the young.'"
Draco slumped in his chair, cheeks flaming. Professor Snape tapped the chalkboard.
"Let's begin with basic anatomy…."